nicelegs: but sometimes they call me ah fa..

10 fast facts about nicelegs

ok.. in a bid to help pple understand me better.. i have decided to come up wit 10 fast facts about me.. so you pple know wat kind of person... and im really bored now... haiz..

1. im a angry person.... im sure most pple know this.. but i don really flare up quick.. i think 1st...and sometimes.. i tahan.. but if i cannot tahan liao... i try to screw the offending fucker's anus so bad he will bled for days....

2. im quite a computer idiot now... really... i cant fix my own computer ... like now... its having problems and i got no clues wat to do wit it...

3. i hate hypocrates(donno how to spell la).. i have a few frens in the past tat are like tat.. knn.. no longer frens now.. i think.. i see them i also siam.. no point talking about very shallow things if we see each other on the streets... im like tat.. i despise them to pt of not wanting to have any contact wit them...

4. i dote on my sister... tat pig.. well.. 17 years ago or rather more than 17 years ago.. i bug and bug my parents to come up wit a sibling.. bro or sis nevermind.. so then suddenly my mum got abit fatter.. i told her segali is pregnant.. then she went for a checkup an viola.. i have a sister/pig/vainpot/lazyass........

5. im huge... really.. everywhere... anyway...i have big head.. ears.. nose(im no jacky chan)...throat( you know after the operation i don even have an indication tat a tube was inserted into my throat?. tats how big my throat is).... oh.. and my tummy is huge also.. haiz.. sadly so.. the main reason is cos i gain like 20 kgs in 6 months cos i was retaking my A levels way back... and i never look back since.. haha... legs(all 3 of them) are huge too.. but it mainly muscles.. heng...

6. im a scopio... and i have all the quality tat makes a true scopio proud.. so be careful not offend me cos i will remember it for a damn long time and i will still try to screw your anus til you bled for days.. am i understood??

7. i like the harry potter series... i really do.. its very good... i think... i read all 6 books liao.. but i never go get the spin offs.. like the quidditch through the ages book.. well.. other than tat.. now i mostly read fhm and maxims and newspaper... nothing interesting now..

8. i like women.. i don have a thing for gays.. and im hardly the kind tat you can mistake me for a gay... sometimes gays make me really uncomfortable.. but generally if they don disturb me.. i don try to screw them anus.. which i think to them its a treat...watafuck..

9. im lazy... extremely... i normally wont want to go out if im not driving.. my car is a family car... so tat means.. im 3rd in line to using it.. after father and mother... normally at night they don use so i get to use.. taking bus and mrt is so damn mafan... im not spoilt.. just lazy.... i still will take public transport when there are places i have to go but no car... cabs are public transport also mah...

10. i love to shop... im all for retail theraphy... unless you are broke.. then use your brain and refrain from spending any more... i like to buy clothes.. shoes.. and socks.. ah.. socks.. anyway... i think i have more than 50 pairs of shoes at home.. donno why also la.. but i just buy.. btw... im not rich.. i just have a compulsive disorder to shop... you can never get enough watchs.. shoes... clothes.. etc.. to wear...

there you have it... this has been a very bored afternoon for nicelegs..

posted by nicelegs @ 3:41 PM