nicelegs: but sometimes they call me ah fa..

life isnt not good.. but it isnt wat im contented wit

haven been bloggin much.. im getting a bit of a block now..and im really not writing much.. most of the time i was thinking of blogging but then suddenly the urge went away.... so in the end.. still no updates.. but today abit diff.. fresh fuel for bloggin.. for complaining.. for suanning..

my back has been in pain for a damn long time.. and i suspect its really affecting my mood.. its damn irritating... i have always understand women and they pms and cramps and all those shit.. now im living like one.. knn.. imagine having painful cramps everyday for one whole month.. and counting... see you grouchy or not... but in my case.. its worse than cramps.. not tat i know about stomach cramps la.. i don bleed from below and i don have a pussy( i love them though).... imagine simple things like bending down to take something bringing pain to the back.. the pain is intense and sudden... walking has also become a chore and i have to take extra care when i walk cos if i miss a step or watever.. the pain comes in man... cos you use your back muscles to keep yourself balanced... knn..

and worse part is.. cheebye.. now i cant drink... zero alcohol... any of those make my back super pain.. even when im not moving at all.. sitting down or resting.. pain like fuck... don never need to look at the percentage of alcohol.. 1% i also pain la.. knn...

verdict is ...my mood is bad... face is black.. and god help anyone who tries to be an ass in front of me..

on a separate note.. i would cast the obliteration spell on anyone who tells me to believe in watever religion so that my spine will heal...
same applies for insurance agents and mlm sellers....
if i don manage to kill you .. at least i drain your mana.... bearing in mind that my scolding power has actually decrease.. (or you can say im actually more patient nowadays).. so that drops my level...

well. anyway.. im abit grey on the career front.. and im really pissed with some pple following the NWC's recommendation a tad too closely.. motivation.. gone la.. well.. i suppose there is a trade off.. you cant have money and a fulfilling job at the same time... actually can.. but tat job duaed me...knn.. ganna hang out to dry.. but tats another story.. tat happens 2 years ago..

the pt is.. sometimes a high pressure job will gets you more money.... but you cant really enjoy your life or you are not happy.. cos the job sucks you up.. eg:CS.. knn.. pay so high but you feel like a dog.. so i jump ship.. now leh.. i feel like im super dispensable.. if there were to be a retrenchment.. i sure 1st one to go.. plus pay is like so so.. sian.. morale not too high leh.. however.. not very pressure here..

i have always been a good counsel on lots of things.. mainly becos i a very practical person.. (discount tat quality from shopping)... so .. i got many pple asking me advice on lots of things... anyway.. nowadays the number one thing pple ask is..relationship.. ok la.. counselling.. i quite pro leh..

lately got 2 cases... ok maybe not too recent liao... 1st case.. jis is guy trying to chase gal.. but guy cannot decide which gal to chase... however guy already decide wat to do but still ask advice from jedi master nicelegs.. (let me 1st say tat guy's decision goes against norm).. and proceed to challenge everything tat the master says... my pt is.. why the fuck you ask for advice when you already made up your mind??.. want to pick a fight ah??.. but anyway.. since this time i become more patient... i just listen lor.. but i make it a pt to ask him wat he wants 1st.. then after that i just ask him to go and do watever he wants to do.. see.. nicelegs also can be nice..

2nd case... abit like my case last time.. with the bitch.. but this time its the idiot.. ya.. we are on speaking terms again cos im a really forgiving person... well.. tat idiot has a gf but at the same time.. the gf is someone elses gf.. nice.. basically he went for someones gf la... well... to me.. the bulk of the blame lies with the gal.. gal stray and get together wit idiot even though the bf stays at the same house as her.. this is really good.. who in the right mind will still want the gal??..which in my dictionary is a as good as a bitch.. but well.. idiot was never classified as normal to me.. and some other mutual frens..

anyway.. he has the habit of giving me too much info... like wat they do SEXUALLY... haiz.. yes.. i like to watch porn once in a while.. my fav porn star is ichigo milk.. i prefer asians... but that not the pt.. its really gross when he tells me he just got a hand job...and then suddenly ask me how often i mastabate...knn..wtf..but being the good jedi master tat im.. i told him at least 5 times daily... haiz.. idiot.. he believes me... think i no need to work ah..where got the time during work go quiet corner to jerk off..siao leh..

well.. he has the same stubborness as 1st case guy.. but then idiot is abit milder.. so he doesnt challenge... he just does the exact opp and then tells you about it... and proceed to ask you wat to do next.. and he proceeds to do the exact opp and tells you abou it and proceed to ask you wat to do next again... and it goes on... so.. this case.. tatic is same as 1st case.. ask him wat you want and tell him to do it..

im really not fussed if they both get into trouble you know.. i didnt tell them wat to do..

life isnt bad.. but things are not at the way i want them to be... well.. you cant have it all la.. can we??... at least now i got these 2 nutcases to entertain me...

posted by nicelegs @ 1:33 PM