Wednesday, April 02, 2008

so dark the con of man

something weird happened to your royal highness lord nicelegs recently.. im suspecting its a prank and im trying to get to the bottom of it.. no one tries to be funny with limpeh and gets away wit it.. if i can help it..haha

as you know.. im going about my biz of doing nothing and nuaing on good friday.. when i receive an sms with just a hello from a number i had never seen before... (although it did look kinda familiar... but donno where and when)..anyway.. i replied something cheeky since i didnt expect any reply at all.. so i replied: hi. if you are a guy go away. if you are a gal, are you pretty, if you are, pls reply.

and voila.. i got a reply.. didnt expect someone would reply to something like tis though.. haha.. anyway..(anyway.. its a gal called ginny although im not too sure now.. you guys wouldnt possibly expect me to write something about some guy rite??).. there were lots of sms exchange between us..i know tat i received about 100+ from her.. and of cos i reply about the same amount..

content was kinda funny though.. she(or it) likes to ask me about my ex gfs(alarm bell 1).. and what we normally do in the bedroom(alarm bell 2).. can you imagine we exchanged over a 100 smses over topics like this? well.. im hell not going to tell her(or it) what exactly i do wit the exes.. but with the flair of an exhibitionist.. the knowledge of an porn addict and the pen of a poet.. and the typing speed of a seasoned handphone user.. i described all the moves i supposingly used on me exes.. and what they do to me la.. oh well.. im taking exageration to its limits.. haha..

ginny was very very interested mostly in physical things bet me and gf.. don understand why gals can be like tat.. so i suspect ginny is maybe gino or something with a dick.. after 2 days.. we progressed to msn.. and there is where i got a 1st glimpse of her(or it)


well.. seriously.. i think the photo not bad la.. quite chio mah... plus the nei nei like quite big.. long hair.. skinny... i like... so of cos must continue tokking.. plus i was bored and had nothing to do..

so we tok on msn for a few times more.. and on the following tues after good fri.. she told me she as horny from listening to all those kinky pictures i planted in her mind.. hmm.. interested.. being a very practical person and a serial prankster meself.. i suspect that hey.. must be someone trying to disturb me la..

unfortunately.. thats about the last contact i had with ginny.. i haven been able to contact her by phone.. she never replies my smses anymore... and she disappeared on msn.. cant get her by e mail as well.. got the mailbox unavailable error msg.. the ways i have to get someone is not wat everyone can think of.. but looks like ginny covered its tracks well.. i have been unable to get any more info on her(or it) since last tues..

so i have come up with the possible conclusions:

1) its a prank.. someone.. and i suspect someone i know is trying to catch me out..

2) its really a gal called ginny.. and she got cold feet...

in any case... i don think i will proceed with any action anymore la.. abit sian liao.. and the novety is wearing off.. if the gods would have it.. i would prob be crossing swords with tat person again.. and i god help tat person if im feeling too kind..

p/s: if someone recognised this photo.. can someone drop me a mail?..

posted by nicelegs @ 10:21 PM