Top 10 Signs You Are Going To Get Your Candy-Ass Dumped.
Went to miatan's blog and saw this...it sounds really familiar... knn..
10. He/She starts to dress up differently. New thongs, sexier outfit, and watch out for the hair. The girls will almost always try something new with the hair. If you guys have been together for years and she only started to dress in exceptionally low cut top and figure hugging dresses, I bet you my left ball she isn’t doing it for you.
CHECKED.. SUDDENLY MATCHING UNDERWEAR..WITH LACE.. AND SHE SAID ITS ITCHY.
9. Your partner no longer calls you [insert word of endearment here] and when you point that out, he/she simply replies “you’re just being oversensitive” but still no mention of [insert word of endearment here].
CHECKED..SHE SUDDENLY CALLS ME BY MY NAME. AS IN NRIC.
8. Your partner no longer laughs at your jokes or silly antics but instead finds them annoying.
IM ALWAYS FUNNY.. ALWAYS...
7. You tell him/her that you’re going out with another girl/guy to catch a movie. Your partner goes “have fun.” Clear sign he/she no longer feels anything for you.
CHECKED. NO I DIDNT GO OUT WITH ANOTHER GAL. ITS JUST TO TEST HER OUT.
6. He/She starts hanging on to his/her mobile phone for his/her dear life. Every SMS gets replied to immediately while your messages to him/her takes hours to get back to you, and even so, its short, curt and without effort.
CHECKED. AND I HATE IT.. READ MY PROFILE.
5. He/She tells you that I’m going out to meet a friend, and NO, you can’t come along because said friend wants to talk in private about something personal.
CHECKED. THEY FUCKING WENT TO THE YACHT CLUB. AND NO IM NOT ALLOWED COS ITS ABOUT GIVING HER SPACE.
4. Oh its already 10pm, its too late to go out with you because he/she has to wake up early tomorrow, but makes an exception when a friend calls him/her to meet under him/her block for a short while of three hours. This also applied to telephone conversations.
CHECKED. TELLS ME WORKING IS SO TIRING AND SHE NEEDS TO SLEEP. AFTER TAT WAIT FOR TAT FUCKER TO CALL AND TOK FOR A FEW HOURS.
3. He/She suddenly becomes more knowledgeable about things you guys never talked about. He/She has even gone on to take up a new hobby.
KNOWLEDGABLE?? HAHA.
2. “I need a vacation.” Alarm bells should go off when you here this line. It is different from “WE need a vacation.” The guys usually don’t pick this up fast enough. By the time she actually goes through with the vacation, you can kiss the relationship good bye. The girls are a lot more astute on this one. Usually, the plans get unraveled before the guy has the chance to even think of a destination.
CHECKED. TELLS ME THEY ARE GOING IN A BIG GROUP.. YA RITE.
1. “I don’t feel like blowing anymore.” Yes, yes. The culmination of all relationships. It’s over. The end. Roll credits. Chicks in general like to suck dick. Even if they hate sucking dick, she will do it for the guy she loves. Now, if she tells you those 6 simple words, you know you’re going to be well acquainted with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 daughters in the days to follow.
CHECKED. IF YOUR GALFREN HAS BEEN IMPROVING OVER THE YEAR FROM A COMPLETE NOVICE TO A PROFESSIONAL UNDER YOUR TUTORSHIP AND WEEKLY PRACTISE, YOU WILL FEEL MY PAIN TOO.
posted by nicelegs @ 8:02 PM
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who is she? she looks fierce ....
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