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posted by nicelegs @ 5:54 PM 0 comments

nicelegs in chiang mai part 3.. songkran

halo my fans.. actually now limpeh already back in singapore... but CM was damn fun la.. i still like tat place..

well.. almost everynight go night bazaar.. walk until sian liao.. well.. post pic lor..

another thing i mentioned about CM.. knn.. food damn cheap also la..vietnam better in terms of food though.. but still CM still better than SG.. see.. this is normal dinner fare for me.. tom yam seafood soup.. big leh.. oyster wit eggs... crab meat fried rice... all for like 270 baht... which is about 11 plus sing dollars... knn.. cheap like fuck..

ok.. the big event is of cos songkran which i never get to stay for...haiz.. forced to go home...but on the 12th apr.... they start playing water liao lor.. wah..good ah.. on the streets.. everyone was splashing water one everyone.. and no one gets angry about being wet.. its damn fun la..there will be pple waiting to ambush others with buckets full of water and super soakers...

better still outside the shopping centers.. they got party one lor.. got stage and everything.. in sg we splash foam.. in thailand.. they splash water.. wah... music and water.. plus the gals.. nice place to go man...hahah..saw lots of gals wearing tight tank tops wit see through materials... phewee... when wet.. can see nice bra underneath.. I LOVE SONGKRAN!!!!.....

see the water party.. many many firm and pretty young gals!!.. i like..

posted by nicelegs @ 12:24 PM 0 comments

nicelegs in chiang mai part 2

halo pple.. chiang mai update part 2......

been thinking of writing a travel blog.. given that i get to travel for work.. but i think im too fucking lazy to do it.. and i don really take too many photos to make a good travel blog....

anyway.. for my trip to chiang mai.. i staying at chiang mai plaza... its a pretty cool place really.. i mean after you have been to vietnam.. this place is like "the hotel" to stay in..

pretty grand from the outside.. and its pretty big too... there are alot of farangs here also.... but be warn.. don think farang babes all pretty.. knn.. got those cubby ones.. well... i always maintain tat i got enough fats for the 2 of us.. so im going for slim babes..

on reaching the hotel.. the entrance's pretty grand... so unlike vietnam..haiz.... ok in vietnam i stayin small hotel wit zero facilities safe for wireless interenet....

moving on to the rooms.. its pretty standard room.... the only thing i don like tat i think i have already mentioned... they give me 2 beds.. wat the fuck am i supposed to do wit 2 beds....i want a hugh bed..not 2 beds.. but i cant argue i guess... the other bed im going to use for fucking any chicks i bring back to hotel...side track abit.. i have been approached by pimps on the streets in vietnam.. and it happens quite often.. i guess its way of life there... in chiang mai.. its not so much on the streets.. but if you happen to walk pass any ktv... the gals there will start call to you.... well.. they arent wearing alot i tell you.. but heng ah.. my internal defense mechanism stops me from lusting after them(read: they could fucking be guys ok...knn)...

don mind the mess....im a guy for goodness sake...

ok lets touch on the public transport here in CM.... ok basically... for foreigners like me.. we depend on 2 kinds.. the tutu.. or the little red cab... buses... er.. donno who to take...

tutu....

for good measure.. im putting up 2 pics so tat you know wats tutu and no.. its not the car.. well.. a tutu is like a motorbike wit 3 wheels tat i suspect runs on LPG gas... the best part is the big kick ass gas tank is just under the passenger seat... tats rite... if the tank blows... there goes your ass... balls... lan cheows.... cheebyes... watever....

its also abit more expensive as compared to the little red cab.... cos the tutu drivers will mostly try to ketoad you and also they can only carry max 2 passengers.... you got to bargain.. a trip to central shopping center was quoted as 120 baht... but i bargain til about 60 baht.. well.. tats about $2 plus..

the view from the back of the tutu... knn.. the LPG gas tank below me lor.. tats wat i call living on the edge.. more.. like sitting one a gas tank...

little red cab.....

these 2 pics were taken from the inside... well.. the one above shows how the little red cab looks like... its basically a pickup truck wit some modifications behind.. and its all over the place in CM... and its cheap too.. comfort wis.. you get wat you pay for... which means... not very comfy....its works like a cab.. just tat you share wit other pple.. so the trick is.. flag the cab down.. tell the driver where you want to go... if her agrees to take you.. he will tell you the price... usually about 20 to 30 baht.. which is cheap compared to the tutu... but if he isnt going tat way.. wait for another cab... or take a tutu.. most of the time.. when i climb on board.. there are other pple already on the cab... so .. its like a bus in a way... its a great way to see the place and meet the locals..

my hotel is just about 70 metres from the night bazaar... there is only 1 night bazaar in CM.. its basically about the same as the pasar malam you find in bangkok... even the price are similar... so its not much cheaper....

well.. CM pretty fun in a way.. the gals are pretty but the weather is fucking hot.. its summer now so tats why... im sure its way hotter than in SG.. knn...

anyway.. im not going take photos of the gals to post or watever cos its fucking pervert to do so.. and plus.. im not going to have a knife shoved into my face by some jealous bf for taking a photo of his pretty gf....so voyuers.... go else where ok... want to see photos of pretty gals.. or better still scantily claded ones.. go to playboy.com or something...don come here.. be good and fuck off...

posted by nicelegs @ 11:43 AM 0 comments

chiang mai update part 1

halo pple.. there isnt a good time to blog.. seriously.. im in the office and there are so many pairs of eyes... im at a pt now tat i cannot be bothered..

well... im coming back on the 13th.. just before songklan.. and flying to chiang mai again on the 17th.. cos some genius(read:jap) here wounldnt let me stay in thailand during the period.. so they prefer to let my company send the money on air tickets which are far more expensive than the hotel charges plus my allowance combined.. well.. suit them la.. i get to go home and pei my mrs nicelegs.. on the down side.. cheebye..im going to miss her birthday la.. this is so cheebye... knn.. her birthday on the 20th.. and i will most prob be still in chiang mai... wtf.. i mean original plan was to go back to singapore on the 20th... its fine cos i can make it in time for dinner wit her or some other celebration she has in mind.. but now...im stuck in chiang mai...

ok.. other minor downsides...now i cannot splash water... 1st of all.. songklan is thailand water fest.. as well as their new year.. so i thought... yay.. can splash cold water on the prettier thai gals.. then make their nipples stand.. now fly back to sg.. how to make their nipples stand like tat??.. knn..

and somemore.. actually i was thinking of going for some local tour this sun.. thinking of going to ride elephant or go river rafting.... now cannot liao.. cos i want to use sun to go to the only 2 shopping centers in chiang mai.... you see... shopping precede riding elephants... reverse is true when elephants are replaced by beautiful gals..

anyway.... something i found in the factory toilet.. its good tat they have this ok... some stupid singporeans need to learn this.. and had better drill it into their brains.. for all i know... some sg toilet bowls are still being swatted on..




anyway... the thai babes are lots better than the vietnam ones.. in the office already got 2 liao.. one of them looks abit like ichigo milk.. ok i know she is quite passe liao.. but hey.. she's my fav porn star can.... and oh ya.. the mosiac is just so irritating...

ok.. i have to change money really soon.. i only changed 300 sing.. and my mum gave me about 50 sing worth of baht... and im about to finish spending them.. haiz.. shopping la.. massage also..

think should go massage tonight... try to blog about it next time.. and no... im going for a good clean massage.. nothing slezzy.... really..

posted by nicelegs @ 5:26 PM 0 comments

nicelegs in chiang mai

halo pple..
im in chiang mai.. ok.. here is nice..i definitely prefer here to vietnam.. anyway.. im staying at chiang mai plaza hotel and its like a damn good hotel to stay in.. think later i go back and take pics... yup.. of the hotel.. its like light years better than the one i stay in HCM.. the only draw back is they never give me a king size bed...

night bazzar is just around the corner.. damn near.. ah.. shopping.. tats the place to be.. food is ok.. not too expensive.. stuff should be.. i said should be cos i never buy anything save for 2 bottles of singha drinking water(not beer!!)... so i never spend much yet....well..no wire or wireless internet in the hotel so i cant get online and skype.. i cant even get on skype now at the factory cos i think they block all IM softwares...haiz..

anyway.. show you all something that i notice when i was walking from bangkok international airport to the domestic airport( i figured our budget terminal might be like tat)...


If this is an indication of wat is to come.. i love thailand..

posted by nicelegs @ 5:31 PM 0 comments