last post of the month
yup this is the last day of august... and who in the rite mind would wake up during an off day at about 10am to blog.. lim peh la.. cos cannot sleep.. haiz.. think of work.. then wake up and finish the breaktime excel file to send to my boss later.. knn... the stupid operators.. go for some long breaks... now force me to catch.. even the one who complains go for long breaks.. cb.. whack her botak.....
oh well.. i finished the file liao.. later go to go back to company for ME comm session.. then they will annouce the changes in the organization chart... sian.. all becos of reorg... have to do ot now.. well.. a short intro about my work ethics.... i hate ot.. period.. why?? prob started from sony... knn.. do ot until scare... no life.. no time for myself... no time frens.. no time for anything and everything.. i sometimes think sony is evil.. they make us work until like no time to go find other jobs then we stuck with them... haiz.. normally is must quit then got time to find job... tats wat happen to me anyway.. lobo for one month before coming to this job... well.. you know how i feel about this one la..
ok anyway.. becos of reorg... one shift has got no ME.. so there are 3 of us that have to cover for tat shift.. haiz.. meaning.. more chances to be whacked la.. sian.. so out in the open.. at least last time got off day still can let the backside heal before being whack again.. now go back for ot... where got time for my backside to recover? you tell me la.. cb...
next.. actually im very well paid for ot.... im sure some frens are like envious of the pay ( ot and basic) im getting.. but im the kind tat got money i not very keen to earn leh.. cos i think damn stress.... i need to nua... (or you can say let the asshole close back properly 1st)...and a few thousand dollars doesnt really appeal to me tat much leh.... i want to meet mrs nicelegs... and a few thousand dollars doesnt justify my lost of quality time wit her...
haiz.. day shift is stress enough by itself.. and now.. wit ot.. it has become much worse.. im seriously thinking of going into teaching.. comments anyone??
Announcement
halo my frens.. it is wit immediate effect tat my starhub line has been changed to
ALL DAY FREE INCOMING... pls feel free to call me anytime anyway.. and i promise to entertain you as long as im not working or as long as you are not an irritating asshole....
thank you for your time..
halo halo... just back from break... haiz.. working last day of night shift.. sian like fuck.. next month is not going to be easy.... oh well..
well... i took part in sandralicious' game/contest and got her reply in return.. here it is:
said...
I have Nicelegs (HAHAHA. corny joke. :P ).
Nicelegs is sweet.Nicelegs thinks a lot about babes.When I think of cik koh peks, I think of Nicelegs .If I were alone in a room with Nicelegs , I would check his legs out.I think Nicelegs should blog more often.Nicelegs needs nothing.I want to see how Mrs Nicelegs look like :).If I could describe Nicelegs in a word: kinky!
haha.. she is quite cute leh..donno why no bf.. maybe too choosy.. ah well.. at least got ben chein.. anyway...i should comment on the things she wrote also..haha
nicelegs is sweet: spot on!!... but only to the pple i like... nicelegs is not sweet to pple nicelegs don like... as a matter of fact... nicelegs is very bitter to pple he don like... well.. im very sweet to mrs nicelegs...
nicelegs think alot about babes: yeah... quite right.. but im sure all of you would agree wit me tat any true male will think about babes... haha.. except the nerds that you find in sch.. and im actually quite sure they think about babes but act like they don cos it not a nerdy thing to do.. haha.. and oh ya.. sandralicious is a babe..
When I think of cik koh peks, I think of Nicelegs : this sentence spook me abit.. haiz.. i where cik koh pek???... no la...maybe my bloggin content sometimes abit porno..but no la.... i don go all out and see gals zhao geng.. things like tat.. i know someone who does though.. haha.. you know who the boon is that??.. well you know who you are...
If I were alone in a room with Nicelegs , I would check his legs out: well... you should you know.. my legs are like... really nice.. long.. muscular...define... hairy.. haha.. just the rite amount of hair on a guy's leg... come on.. i sometimes scoff at guys wit no leg hair.. wah lao.. they look very sissy ok... one look at my legs... and you know im very man.. very....
I think Nicelegs should blog more often: hmm... actually i think i blog more than the babe in question leh.. sandralicious... i think i update my blog more often than hers.. but of cos i don attract as much readers cos seriously.. im no babe.. im nicelegs.. but still i have got frens who check out my blog regularly to see wats going on in my life.. who i like to kill.. who has step on my toes.. who deserves to die... etc etc etc....well.. i appreciate these frens.. and ya.. i love you all.. mok mok....
Nicelegs needs nothing: well.. i cant agree wit this.. i can come out wit a long list of wat i need... lets just start wit the basics.. nicelegs need to strike big time toto.. in the range of a few million dollars.. nicelegs needs a sports car.... nicelegs needs entertainment.. nicelegs needs to be less lazy.. nicelegs need more sex... nicelegs needs more sex.. nicelegs needs more sex.....
I want to see how Mrs Nicelegs look like :) : hmm... cannot la.. mrs nicelegs shy leh.... i want to take her photo also hard la.. she not like me so photo whore leh.. take my picture and mms to her... or post on my blog.. anyway.. she doesnt even know i have a blog.. well.. i will descript la... mrs nicelegs is slim.. hmm... ave height.. about 165... same age as me.. ok la.. a few months older... pleasant looking... long hair... ok tats all...
If I could describe Nicelegs in a word: kinky! : aiya.. where got???... the only sex toy i have is a vibrator and i have never used it before.... bought it at temple street in hong kong way back in the year 2000.....the package says its a handheld massager... heh heh.. my mum saw it once.. and luckily she believe me when i said it was a handheld massager.. phew... well.. kinky.. i don think im very kinky la... im ok kinky....i think...
haha.. so there you have it.. my version and explanation of the game started by sadralicious.. pretty interesting.. and hope this enlightens pple to wat kind of person im... heh heh... cheers
short update
halo pple..... haven been bloggin like everyday.. tats becos i got to have a life.. and i have to work.. sian.. haiz... let me do a short paragraph on work 1st..
work.. knn.. sian... 1st.. lots to do... my specialist dua me.. cb... tat leads to me having to compile data and tat means more work.. fyi.. i haven done it yet.... then another one wants to die.....giving my problems also... and now.. i have to go cover for manpower shortage in another shift... tat means i have to do ot.. and you all know how much i hate ot... esp in the day shift where we get whacked like nobodies business... this kind of money i really don want to earn la..somemore donno how long.... haiz.. how i see mrs nicelegs like tat...
ok on a happier note... mrs nicelegs and me are getting along fine... well.. she is a very nice gal leh... and best part.. she enjoy the simple pleasures of life... she doesnt need to dine in expensive places and go to expensive places... im like 10 times more extravagent than her... tat means.. she helps me save money... good... i like... even GM tells her to help me curb spending... guess i should like go shopping less.. cos i buy things on impulse....im confident i put lady shoppers to shame...... so well.. at least i got a gf tat knows how to think..... coming to think about it.. im pretty blessed... after being alone for like 3 years... i have got a gf tat is nice and thoughful... just hope she stays tat way la...
well.. fate works in strange ways... but sometimes.. when it comes.. its a damn nice feeling.....
lim peh is back..
well.. it has only been a few days since i said i wanted a break from bloggin.. and i think its like i cant do it.. so many things to complain.. so little time... so many pple to fuck...where to find time??
well. i have been thinking.. whether i should like changed my xin ziang... was doing a kennysia as you can see from below..complete wit the funny brows and lips.. but i think i look abit like the rock from WWE.. abit fatter though...
so i have decided tat the kennysia look is not for me.. im going with the frenly frenly neighbourhood kopitiam nicelegs look....
okok.. these 2 above are just 2 of the photos i took wit my new W800i phone wit its new improved 2MP camera.. haha.. now tat i have deflected to sony ericsson.. nokia sucks.. big time...
oh anyway.. i sent loads of photos of handsum me to mrs nicelegs.. haha... take liao.. mms.. take liao.. mms.. heng i got 900 free sms... can convert to mms also.. phew.. she says im so cute.. (true also)
bought present for ah boon... well.. we are abit different from other good guy frens in tat we regularly buy presents for each others when we feel like it( or when he feels tat his life is in danger).. i came across these stress balls in boob form.. haha.. i think its perfect for ah boon.. he is such a han sub lo somemore.. sure squeeze until explore.. haha...well..boon.. happy squeezing.. im very sure you can find other uses for it.. haha.. oh ya.. im still awaiting the sponsorship for my bluetooth headset.. boon.. faster leh.. i take cash and cheque... if you think your life is worth it.. pls send payment soon...
ok.. on a more family note.. took a pic of my sister.. haiz.. she bugged me to do it.. we all abit zhi lian... well.. it runs in the family.. haha.. see her face??.. and im inviting comments on her pic.. come on.. don be shy and comment.. don need to give me face..haha
on a happier note.. this is my photo again.. see.. idiotic smile..sent this to mrs nicelegs too...
and oh ya.. this is my bed... song rite??... king size leh... the only kind of bed for me.. cos im also king size.. anyhow turn also wont fall down the sides..hah.. oh see my security pillow.. my fav leh.. last time live in hall also must bring.. haha...think it has been wit me for like 20 years..
haha.. ok la.. since i got a comment from blinkymummy.. i think i shall continue bloggin.. plus some of my frens read my blog quite often which is really nice.. and im quite touch.. so i will try to be abit nicer next time and not bite your heads off... i promis i try k... haha....
ok.. kiss you all.. haha.. pooi..
lim peh out of reclusion
yes.. lim peh is out of bloggin reclusion... chong chu jiang hu.. cos lou jian bu ping.. ba dao xiang ju... ok sorry.. loads of rubbish.. ok i have decided to blog about this cos im damn pissed wit work..( me and my mazi are getting on fine)...
ok scold bad word 1st.. chao cheebye... i got stupid specialist go HR complain about some quarrel she has wit another specialist.. and the main juice she has about me is tat i didnt do anything wit her feedback.. chee bye.. i was trying to give them time to cool down la.. chee bye..
so hr call my boss... and my boss call me.. cheebye.. then i have extra work to do.. super chao cheebye..... well..one of the things she complained about is that the other go for long breaks and i never catch.. cheebye.. she might as well take over my post la.. knnbccb.... fuck it la.. knn...hai me ganna whacked by boss... cheebye...
so.... i came up wit a format for my specialist to sign in and sign out when they want to leave the fab for watever reason.. they are entitle to 2 breaks.. but time cannot exceed 1 hour and 50 mins... and i make them sign in and out for toilet breaks also... knn.. force my hand.. cheebye..
donno why sometimes specialists can be so stupid... chao cheebye... they all should all go fuck spider.......cheebye
hiatus
im taking a break from bloggin... i seriously question the existence of this blog now...for reasons a practical person can think of.. (if you still don get it.. its ok.. not everyone is smart)..
anyway.. thanks for all the congrats..... esp to little yu..boboling... my piggy sister... jiahui....ah boon... and all those i missed out......
ciaos...
16 august 2005
muhahaha.... nicelegs is a happy pair of legs.... becos nicelegs got galfren liao..heh heh heh...ms boon lay has been upgraded to mrs nicelegs...
so there.. a happy pair of legs i am...
sleepless in jurong east
i didnt really sleep last night.. was tossing and turning the whole night.. climbed out of bed at abotu 5am to take a sleeping pill... and watch tv til about 7am before trying... i say trying.. to sleep.. hehe.. so just woke up and start to blog.. night shift really screws up my body clock man.. but night shift i like..
oh well.. yesterday night went back to office to finish off my apprasial.... sian leh.. extreme data entry.. but for my case.. don even know where the hell to find the data.. special thanks to my C shift counterpart for helping me... i owe him some beer... well.. once again.. my new phone has been drawing attention...
anyway.. tonight meetin ms boon lay.. but trying to squeeze in some basketball before meetin her.. since i haven been playing for long time.. i hand also itchy.. but problem is i will be late and i will stink.. haiz.. must get around this prob.. well.. later we will know.. haha..
ok la.. laters....
lim peh on mc
oh well.. lim peh is on mc... got fever... so after work on sat morning went straight to see doc.. so well.. never go work tonight.. sleep also cannot sleep properly.. so wake up and blog..
well.. its amazing how sickness can make you dream of funny things....was dreaming the whole night..or at least til now i think.. still abit in wonderland.. and my shoulders are damn stiff.. haiz.. ok anyway.. my dream..its so vivid tat it seems so true...
dreamt tat i was at MU tonight... of cos wit ms boon lay.. went to fetch her from work and we headed down there... her migraine was acting up again and she nearly min mined me.. but she was nice enough to give me advance warning and she did try to go... anyway.. in the end.. she said ok cos i was going to go fetch her from work anyway.... so we happily headed down to MU..
as usual .. hungry la.. so went to makan 1st at the kopitiam beside centerpoint.. and its very nice place.. i think.. well.. had ramen.. wit fried chicken.. nice leh.. its amazing how nice it taste when you are dreaming man.. i tell you... (siao liao.. i hungry again)... well. ms boon lay was not feeling well still so we bought a bottle of 100plus and so wu hua guo from 7 eleven... and well.. it made her feel better after tat.. well.. well.. such remedies only work in dreams ok.. i depend on my doc's medicine.. anyway..after we headed down to the party join.. of cos GM and cyndi and frens were there as well.. i was abit shy.. as usual..
well.. the usual stuff were done.. dancing and a few drinks... but ms boon lay and me were kinda close... and i get to rub her hands when she was feeling cold... which i think its a good indication my %age success... fast forward to sending her home... she commented tat she was hungry and tat her hands feel numb when she is hungry.. well.. i indicated tat i wanted to rub her hands and she held them out for me to massage.. nice..
ok la.. abit abstract... abit here and there.. its a dream after all.. but its so vivid im going to believe it really happened... nice hands she has....
car back in action
yes..today went to take back the car from repairs.. so the car is back in action... actually only took 2 days to fix.. changed the bumper... tail lights and some other things tat i donno.. so .. well... can drive to work again and go semb for makan....
things have been fine wit PC.. i have decided to change her nick.. cos PC or rather pretty cloud sounds damn mushy.... i might call her hello kitty instead....man.. this is making me cringe.. she will now be known as ms boon lay.... hoe eh ah... boon lay near to my place.. don need to go far far away places.... send her home also not siong.. but tats not the pt... the pt is.. SHE IS NICE...she NEVER hang up and sell... very impt ok....abit naive though.. but can be very cute....
hobbies.. club.. i can do tat.. though i am no longer the hardcore clubber i used to be.... old man cannot club too much.. dance to vigorously will get stitch... siong i tell you... must go jogging more often... digress again... ah.. ok... i can club... don mind clubbing.. so tat part is taken care of.. last time go clubbing wit GM.. sometimes very sian.. plus i lazy... now got objective... got power liao..
singing...haha...for minions who donno... lim peh is a muck a muck good singer ok... in my heydays( wah lao...i write liao also abit paiseh... but well.. since im howlianing.. might as well do it full power)... well.. i was part of choir ok.. and quite a famous on in the chinese choir circle.. well.. given tat my chinese suck big time.. why was i in the choir?? well.. cos the bitch was from tat choir and she ask me to go .. so well.. passes... anyway.. i base ok... and i so base tat im only 2 notes away from matching the lowest base in singapore... and im also capable of singing high note... meaning.. my range very big.. muhahah... i powerful.. but somehow i don feel very lihai about this.. oh well.. oh.. digress liao.. well. ms boon lay like ktv...ok la.. we can go together.. and i don have to worry about making her cringe when i sing.. so tats a big plus.. and if she really cringes.. then maybe i may have to reflect abit liao..hahaha
shopping... hahaha... i king of male shoppers... but she doesnt know... the money i spend on shopping can fight wit gal ah.. knn.. UOB got ladies card... DBS got women card... why they don haven men card??? really leh.. the men don get it..... esp now when guys are moving towards the metrosexual direction.... get a cue la you banks... intro a men card la.... i sure apply... ah.. anyway.. i definitely can keep up wit her if she wants to go shopping.. i provide good tips( cos my taste is good... in fact its so good its scaring me..)...good companionship... and some beef to help wit the shopping bags( though i think bulk of the bags will be my purchases)....
so ... with references to the above.. i think i meet the standards.. problem now is whether she will change her attitdue or not... guess we will have to wait and see...and pray tat she will not..... i must KABATTE... (wah lao.. just saying this word makes me cringe... on a different note.. i really cant stand those pple who pick up the phone and goes mushi mushi instead of the usual helo.. knn.. so fake jappy)
so i must jia you.... things seems in my favour.. hope they remain so...
muhaha.. lim peh in good mood again
muhaha.. lim peh in good mood again.. repeat...and why is lim peh in good mood?? becos lim peh spend money again.. theres nothing tat a little retail therapy cant do for you... heh heh heh... ok.. lastest purchase.. sony erisson.. w800i... after trading in my 7610.. still about 618....well..im not going into the pricing details.. just tat im damn satisfied wit the phone now.... nokia.. pui... don have to buy i pod liao.. this new phone can play mp3.. the sound is good.. not like nokia...
anyway... went to mu just now.. heh heh.. wit PC.. then to bukit timah to have a drink... well..donno wat to say leh... but it was all good.. happy im...
sian.. ganna accident
wah lao.. knn.. ganna accident today morning when come back from work... chee bye.. sibei sian.. no car to used for this weekend liao..
accident happened when i was at the slip road waiting to come out to the main road.. haiz.. ganna knock on my backside by a car from behind.. apparantly he never see me cos he was looking the traffic on the main road.. haiz... lim peh never met accident before.. haiz.. my virgin accident lost... im still rather confused... am i really in love with the man??( sorry out of pt)..
well.. fuck la.. this also means tonight i cant drive to work.. have to take comp transport... which isnt so bad... but its still sian.. tonight supper have to stay in company to eat cos no car... hopefully my coll drives in from JB... at least we can go out.. haiz.. the more sian part will be how to go supper wit PC.. sian liao la... knn... i suppose to meet her on monday.. maybe tues also.. then now no car... either i take bus/train... oh well.. you all know how lazy i am and how reluctant i am to movement without a car... but well.. hope the car is ok by monday... if not.. i have to take bus liao.. cant really be too lazy if i want to chase gal..
ah... this is when i need an i pod or a K750i fast.... thats the way to occupy my time when im travelling... got music.. at least better than staying blankly out of the window... ok still suffering from post trama... knn...
1st night
yo yo.. night shift liao.. doing posting at work... although at night la.. nothing much to say also .... after a few off days.. come back to work is always sian.. now matter night or day.. just tat day is worse la..
oh a happier note... things have been good bet PC and me... i suppose... she's rather ok wit me asking her out..... and my conversations wit her both by phone or sms are rather encouraging... i just hope its not becos she like this to everyone.....i think im supposed to go fetch her for supper on monday after i finish playing ball at IE.. but i think its best that i go back and bath 1st..don want to see her and she faint.. haha..
then tues i promise her i go buy dinner for her.. cos she always eat the same food over and over again at her area... so well.. offer to get her something to eat...
and tats all for my off days..haiz.. wed night coming back to work.. til sun morning again....well.. lets hope everything goes fine.. my mood is definitely better this few days...
run errands
have to go imm and buy microwave for the new salon.. haiz.. today running around again.. need to fetch mum.. go to rail mall salon.. then next to biopolis salon... another tiring day i think..but heng.. i in good mood....
:)
tok til about 4 last nite.. has been sometime since i used the phone til tat late.. other than toking to a guy like gm.. so there.. it was quite ok... and she gave me her house number so tat i could call her lor..
today in good mood..
the pretty cloud in the sky
monsoon coming... always raining.. cannot go diving.. siao liao.. how to be happening...
wah lao.. i damn lame.. sorri...
ok.. more bloggin.. at this very moment... i smsing wit the MU chiobu.. was going to call her MUCB.. but then again.. its sound damn vulgur rite??.. and someone tat doesnt deserves to be condemn should not have a foul sounding nick.. so.. i have decided from today.. she is to be known as pretty cloud....heh heh.. must be quite chio la..
well.. i must say she is actually very nice.. despite her rather cold exterior.. we were introduced at MU obviously.. but we didnt really tok much cos im shy.. ok la... she don really looks like she wants to tok.. so i more or less left her alone.... the next week.. my clits went to wala wala... then after tat next 2 weeks were preparing for diving and going diving.. so never club... and the last sat of day shift... i went MU again.. refer to previous
post...anyway...met her again... she was there wit her sis.. and i was in a much more tok cock mood cos for one thing.. ah boon wit me.. and the 2 of us got alot of cock la.... tat one must thank ah boon.. sometimes he lightens my mood.... so i tok cock wit them abit... then went to dance.. was making fun of jiahui also.... but tats not the point.. haha.. sorry jiahui.... you are not taking centerstage in this post....tat jiahui also very good.. dance half way went up to platform ... left me... ah boon.. another gal called snower(names have to changed to protect the innocent) and pretty cloud..
snower left the dancing circle after a while.. while ah boon continue to make a fool out of himself.. hes good i tell you..... then he went to get another beer... smart ass.. they were setting me up wit pretty cloud.. there was a conspiracy( but i don really mind)...and i was left wit her.. dancing until the crap DJ started RnB music which she and me cant really dance to... kills the mood la.. but we managed to tok abit on the dance floor.. despite the noise.... jiahui said she looks like she had fun.. i hope he isnt kidding me or patronising me..... however they left abruptly as the older sis wanted to go home.. and hence i didnt have the chance to take her number... tats where jiahui comes in handy..
well.. he got her number for me..must po.. jiahui good fren ah!!.. got ask permission one ok... and well she agrees...yay.. so here i am.. smsing her while typing this entry... she isnt as unfrenly as she looks like...well.. i have another fren( and a pretty one at tat)... and tats nice.....
reflections
its a bz day today.. sorta la..as always.. im always doing things tat im not too sure about..... there are a few things i donno wat im doing.. 1st why am i staying in my god damn fucking job... 2nd... why am i going out wit pple's gf again....
lets go one by one... 1st one.. job... every known soul knows tat i hate my job... its really not the job ba.. its the enviroment... everytime get screwed... pple play my backside... knn...and sometimes i have to play pple backside.... but tat one everyone knows la.. i complain about my job all the time.. so its getting really stale... so lets move one shall we??
2nd...must introduce ms watten.. well.. refer to this
post ...i know her from diving.. she quite cute... petite.. skinny.. i like.. but well.. its still sian since she has a bf... so well.. anyway.. as the story goes..... today i went back to office.. do my confirmation.. knn.. cannot confirm finish one.. fuck.. sibei mafan.. knn... waste my time.. waste my petrol.... but heng can tok to fab3 number 2...ah.. tats beside the pt..... well.. i knew last week that i have to come back on monday la... as usual.. i would want to find activities once i left office la.. and i know i can finish my confirmation stuff in a few hours.. so i msg ms watten.. ask her free for lunch.. cos after all.. i have to go to railmall there and fetch my mum.. so might as well find someone who lives in bukit timah.... (hmm..i think this paragraph too long.. so next paragraph)
so....i sms her..she was good enough to reply la.. attitude very good leh.. somemore so frenly.. but she told me tat she can only confirm on monday ... .well.. ok la.. she ask me to find backup.. so i sms ms semb also la...wah.. fucking bad attitude.. she hang up and sell liao.. knn... i see her replies i also too lan.. knn....( cool down.. think happy thoughts)....well.. im left wit no backup .. well im fine la.. cos i know i can go shopping on my own.. as ah boon always say.. i shop like a gal.. so its ok...but then... she called me today and say can make it.. yay.. so i meet her in town... of cos lunch was my treat... i always treats my frens( the ones who deserves it) very nicely.... and i have alot of female frens who have bf.. so in a way.. sometime it feels like im helping to feed their gfs.. oh well.. think about it.. its kinda sad......
anyway.. had a great day actually... she damn cute la.. tok cock also.. our pattern abit same.. except im not as slow as she( she doesnt know about this blog.. phew).. haha.. oh well... we shop for clothes la.. she wants clothes cos she starting work soon.. i need clothes cos im vain... and in the end.. i was the one who bought.. as usual... but its cheap sia.... half price for 2 of my shirts.. and the 3rd one is like 19 bucks.. so cheap.... in the end spent like 70 bucks.. i think... well.. i make them look good.. confirm...
on the whole had a great day... enjoyable.. cos we can tok.. not like wit ms semb.. can tok la.. but im more careful.. so cannot bring out my true power... maybe this one i know the chance is like zero tats why i let go more... tok cock more... and make fun of her more... well.. send her back then went to pick up my mum... tat concludes the whole afternoon..... oh ya.. at night went to IE to play ball.. (im always in bukit timah leh...)... but tats nothing to blog about.. just a couple of smelly guys chasing after one ball... i blog liao also want to yawn...
been wanting to blog about the MU quiet chiobu.. but i think better put it in next post.. this post abit too long and too many gals probably gets me confused also.. haiz.. one thing i realise.. i can make frens and go out wit many gals.. but the end result is im still alone.....
