the time of my life
ah.... long time never blog.. abit lazy plus bz.. now got lots to say...
started at chartered on monday.. nice.. go for orientation couse.. but they never bring us around.. much to my surprise.. cos tat place is like god damn big..... anyway... for those tat don really know wat is an orientation.. its basically alot of tokking done by the training manager and other pple..ok... but my point is... they provide free food!!.. yay.. cos i know nuts about their cafes.... they have one in each fab... so tea break provided.. lunch provided... coffee break provided.. wah good leh.. food not bad also.. then come day 2.. tea break provided.. lunch no more.. wah lao!!!.. sian.. so i made my way to the cafe and there was so many pple tat i went back to the trainning room to nap.. so the morale of the story is.. when you are lazy... you skip lunch..
ok yesterday was a good day.. until in the evening when the idiot msg me... if you guys donno which idiot im tokking about... read my previous post.. his the guy tat call me go some youth fuckaship in his church.. well... you guess it.. he msg me asking me something about tat bitch again.. this fucker should be condemn to hell.. not even the lord can save him... i don really want to name names.. haiz.. (ronald, im still not going to tell my frens tat you are the idiot)... this fucker msg me asking if last time the bitch did reply any sms from her ex bf when we are together..
anyway.. the story is before she was my gf she was wit someone else.. then i came into the picture.. then she ran away wit me.... nice... wat a bastard you say?? ya... sort of.. but do i care? no.. ok.. out of point liao.. then she had this confuse period( time.. not the monthly curse) cos the ex was trying to get her back..... but she stayed wit me.. and rightly so cos i treat her alot better than the previous one..... three and a half years later.. she went to work in mindef.... met this shortie from sebawang airbase....and she ran away wit him.. so you have it... its call retribution.. wah lan..sorry digress too much.. im going away for a while to weep.. im just too sensitive and emotional..
ok back..
back to the idiot(ronald...oppsss...said his name again... didnt mean it..) i reply him.. i normally ignore him you see..... oh ya.. coming to how numb skull he is.. i ignore all his sms and calls.. and he still doesnt see tat i cant stand him... his more numb skull than my room mate.. he should be the real ah boon..and boon.. tats a compliment for you....( shit out of point again).. ok i reply him tat i warned him many times not to interact wit me on anything regarding that bitch.. but he just wont listen... im not going to have anything more to do wit him.. full stop.. then you know wat tat fucker replied????... he replied.. be a man.. don be a coward.. knnbccb.. at tat moment.. i felt like giving him a slam.. and follow up wit a suplex.. but i cant.. cos his not anyway near me.. so i sms him and tell him better don let my see him on the streets.. this fucker.. im going to kill him if i see him... im huge and a very good fighter...(er.. certified by boon lay sec gangs...) so he wont stand a chance.. somemore i have been jogging regularly quite recently.. so he cant outrun too easily now.. muahahha... and did i mention my short bust(opps spell wrong) of speed is quite strong??.. now you know...
ok.. back to tokking on work.. haiz.. stupid cleanroom need to wear gloves.. sony one don need.. then the hand sweat.. the glove inside become wet.. sian.. then my hand hair so long.. they stick to the inside of the glove.. this is one major occuputional hazard i tell you... but the biggest haizard... its the boss... he hasnt given me any crap yet.. but my colls tell me.. they get it all the time... so in time to come.. when i go full fledge.. siao liao.. sure ganna fuck once in a while.. haiz.. tats work life for you folks.. esp those in school... studying is fun... working isnt... i used to think i need to work so tat i can have money to enjoy.. but now i know.. got money also no used.. when your morale is so badly beaten by you boss....no amt of money is worth tat.. trust me..
leave some comments if you can.. if not can always e mai me.. my address is:
kahjinswee@gmail.commai siao siao.. i got g mail leh...1gb.. donno how to use finish...
wats a bored pairs of legs gotta do on a fri night?
haiz....... 1st thing only sigh liao.. sian.. come to think about it.. i always type sigh as sign.... anyway..
friday night... stay at home.. wat can be more boring than this??? but then hor.. nicelegs have constantly been staying at home on weekends cos this frens all got gfs and he doesnt.. so meaning they go out wit gf.. nicelegs stay at home and look at his legs..... knn.....
oh a happier note or lazy note.. nicelegs is starting work on monday... way away in woodlands.. and he lives in jurong east!!.. sian bui... now have to wake up early.. haiz.. then must go to je mrt by 7.10 to catch transport..heng got transport..... anyway..tats not the sian part.. sian part is have to get a pair of slacks.. cos working must not be too un pro... i have lots of jeans... but for the 1st few days.. the hr guy advice me to wear slacks.. and collar shirts.. oh well..i don have slacks.. so must go buy.. hope giodano have.. then buy cheap cheap can liao.. im so not into slacks..
health wise.. haiz.. blood pressure high again... according to company doc.. she says my bp high .. so if next time need drugs.. chartered will only pay half.. i have to tahan the other half.. i mean tats already quite nice la.. but hope i don need drug.. have to lose weight.. come to think about it hor.. alot of pple say i don look fat.. im just huge... which i really am... tats becos im tall la.. and i know how to wear clothes.. sometimes i think my bp is high cos im an angry person.. maybe its true...
phone spoil... knnbccb.. sian.. nokia care centre is damn slow when they repair phone.. i remember way back in 2002 i sent my 8310 for repairs.. cos the software sucks and the phone hangs like nobody biz.. (wah.. my phone is well hung...hoho. ...sorri lame joke) anyway.. they keep telling me the phone is going to be ready by the next day.. and the next day they tell me wait for another day.. this goes on for 5 days... then i damn toolan i complain to nokia.. its works wonders i tell you.. tat afternoon.. the phone was ready.... cool......but this new phone they told me 3 to 5 day.. haiz....its only 3 days.. but i feels like a year.. haiz.. no phone like never wear clothes like tat.. siao...
ok la.. can see from this entry.. im knn damn bored... nothing to write also.. want to tok cock also not much cock to tok... haiz.. ciaos
after being master fa for sometime... back to being nicelegs
its offically.. im starting at chartered semicon next monday.. wish me luck.. whoever who is reading this post..
i have been jobless no doubt self imposed for slightly more than a month.. well.. its has been a good rest... i mean how many pple can take a break of about one month from work and then find new work.. well.. im one of the lucky ones i guess..
yesterday was valentine's day... and to my closer frens.. they know i hate tat day... it was relatively well spend yesterday thought.. i went to my usual ball game at hua chong.. its pretty good.. regained my shooting touch.. abit la... then went back tired and then just fall asleep....was quite ok in the afternoon also.. went to nus to find my last time colls for lunch.. not bad quite fun as usual.. can look at the nus gals also.....something like tat..
haiz.. nothing much really happens in my life anymore.. except for that few irritating pple tat used to be my good frens bothering me sometimes.. well.. if you happen to be his last time good fren and happen to get some directions from god.. and you happen to read nicelegs' blog.. don go around smsing him or asking him out for dinner anymore.. he wont come out.. get it?? and never .. i repeat.. never.. tell him anything about tat bitch he doesnt want to hear of.. some pple just don get it i guess.. (oh ya.. for the record.. im not christian)
speaking of which.... coming to the topic of today.. NICELEGS...nicelegs is basically a very angry person hidden behind a more jovial frame.. the frame incidentally is huge... haiz.. to a hypertensive extend.... oh well.. tats from gaining 20kgs in 6 months..... nicelegs believes certain pple should burn in hell.. but donno why they haven got their retribution yet.. when nicelegs has already suffered some form of retribution..... one form being his legs becoming not so nice on certain bad legs day... and his having to endure more than 2 years being quite lonely while trying to heal... all this effort is mostly eroded by having that said christian fren trying to ask him to go for some youth fellowship thingy and continuously updating nicelegs on UNWANTED info on bitch.... sometimes gives nicelegs the feeling tat he is trying to make me sad so tat i can go to the fellowship thingy and find solace.. face it idiot.. i will only go if there are gals for me to fuck.... i said this to my auntie.. im saying it to anyone who ask me to go church.. im into feng shui and taoism.. so christians don bother me pls.. unless of course you are a gal and very pretty.. failing which you are to have at least cup D boobs so tat i can intro you to my room mate.. *wink wink*
wah.. this is random ranting la.. today.. i have so much to say.. but im holding back.. oh well.. anyway.. i like xiaxue's blog.. damn funny.... cheersss....
Master Fa speaks for the chicks...
just came back from supper.. bukit timah prata is not bad.. but the sotong sucks.. anyway.. this next horoscope thingy is for gr.. meet the rest of the hall 4 pple at newsroom sat night.... and i have been puking since then til this afternoon cos i drank too bloody much.....
ok.. out of point liao.. here goes....
Luck
The support of Jiang Xing and Jin Kui stars gives forth to extraordinary wealth luck despite a yearly luck cycle that is in conflict with Tai Sui. As a reminder, next year fortune shall be rather depressing, therefore, be on your toes and steer clear of rousing scheming characters. Reckless investments may conclude in losses. Best to avoid red and white events
Wealth
Zheng Cai
You will receive sweet returns in your career or investments with the assistance of an exceedingly auspicious wealth star, Jiang Xing. Nonetheless, do not take on more than what you can handle. Jin Kui star on the other hand, may generate additional assets for you but loans and contracts must still be cautiously dealt with. In conclusion, luck in terms of Zheng Cai is excellent.
Pian Cai
Luck in windfalls is similarly brilliant. Yet, do not get carried away with gaming, especially speculative activities such as stocks. Someone is likely to implicate you in lawsuits this year. Resolve issues tactfully to avert unwanted complications. With much wealth tip in your favour, health shall inevitably flag. Hence look after your physical well being while you make a living. Also, monetary assets should not be flaunted.
Romance
Marriage is perfect this year, especially for the ladies. If you have no intention to be tied down yet, you can choose to secure each others hearts through ROM. Your romance luck will undergo setbacks due to your fluctuating mood.
Career
Employees
Do not allow matters such as moving house, renovation or entrepreneurial desires to sway your work and hinder prospects of promotion. If you wish to strike out on your own, pursue discreetly to avert others from thwarting your plans. Treat issues relating to guaranteeing, loan or debt cautiously.
ok this is basically it... anyway.. this is from the book... its not from me.. think chickens this year is good.. eh.. gr.. maybe can propose to slim liao..haha.. cheers...
Master Fa speaks again.... for the dogs..
ok..for one fren who was borned in the year of the dog.... happened to be pretty slim..
ok then.. heres wats in store for the puppies...
Luck
The sun is shining bright on you this year.. so get out and work out more often.. they would let you be in tip top shape to revel in the good fortune tat the sun will bestow upon you.....use this rare chance to pump up your career before you return to another low point new year...
Wealth
this year is good.. got sun behind you...will have chances to be wealthy but will be even better if you work hard..
windfall are unlikely though.. except for night babies.. gambling does not pay..
Romance
good for singles...there are many opportunities and good timing....will see romance bloom and bear fruit if you stay trueful to your partner...
Career
employees:
get ready to reap rewards in the early months if you had begun to sow the seeds of success last year..all is well on the career front.. changing jobs arent a problem also...will be good to carry out any career changes in the 1st half of the year as next year a conflict wit tai sui may deter career development....beware of small pple and read important docs carefully.....
ok .. there you have it... hope its useful...
Master Fa has a job.. Huat ah!!
yesterday has been a good day... went for interview at chartered semicon.,, well.. had been trying to get into the semicon industry cos i think the money is good.. about 2.8k.. but you know.. the work is hard and its sucky.. but tats work isnt it??
I remembered when i was working in sony( ya sony.. don ever buy sony products.. cos for all you know.. i may have something to do wit the cameral lens inside your phone.. see.. still dare to buy??) i was quite well paid...but i work like a fucking madman..... speaking of fucking.. i felt like a monk... ave 14 hours a day... 7 days a week.. how to get a life..
chartered better.... i hope.. unless they ask me to go back on my off day..... its shift work.. 4334.. so i get rest days.. hopefully.. cos i think its for fab 7..... will be dealing wit technicans and operators.. mostly from jb.. hope got pretty ones.. or else.. sian i tell you....
attended my cousin's baby gal full month buffect at his condo.. well the food was ok.. the baby looks cute.. i didnt get too near her though.. i have been known to reall scare small kids cos im huge.. in more ways than one....
im so bored.. and the whole world isnt free.. or maybe they are just trying to avoid me.. may be becos they have inferior complex.. oh well.. its lonely at the top isnt it... im on top of my world with boredom.. powerful im....
wow.. i have tok abit too much on stupid things.. but tats blogging rite??.. oh well... i have the urge to kill again... see ya
Master fa has spoken.. fate of the pigs
bought a book on horoscopes for the rooster year( or some of you prefer cock year??)
so i have decided to summarised some of the outlook for certain horoscopes ... for the title today.. you will know its for the pple born in the year if the pig....dumb dumb.. well i got alot of pig frens.. and im also going after one pig.. *wink wink*
ok here goes......
Luck
the entire fortune of the year depends on your mood swings..meaning.. pls be in a good mood more often..
there are unlucky stars lucking around.. so be careful... so pls have a positive attitude as there will be many hurdles to clear..
taking a holiday will be good..
try to pass up red and white events..
Wealth
mood swings will affect career growth and upset plans.. do control your emotions and look at the big picture...try not to overspend on food and drinks... when you are down..might take its toll on your budget
as for windfall... not too good for pigs... cos your bad mood will drive the god of weath away.. so.. smile more often.. gambling should be done wit caution...
Romance
this year.. not suitable for pigs to mate.. haha.. meaning not good to get married this year....happiness come naturally.. so don force it...having a happy go lucky atitude might be a better bet.. being stubborn might result in couples going separate ways..
Career
for employees: Fulfill your job responsibilities at all cost.. do no resign on impulse unless you have better jobs or else the chances of finding other work this year is slim...avoid office politics....if there are family conflicts.. let time heal....
ok this is rather general i know.. but any further analysis will have to be done by calculating the ba zhi.. namely the eight characters.. which master fa myself donno how to cal yet.. im just an normal guy interested in feng shui stuff...
disclaimer: the above are for reference only.... might or might not come true.... still it pays to be careful....
happy chinese new year pigs!!...
ok 1st blog
halo if there is anyone out there who reads my blog.. its going to be full of grammer.. vocab.. spelling errors.. not tat i can spell or anything.. i just cant be bother to check..and im treating this blog as an ave for me to bitch and complain about anything i want.. i may also write something i want to share.. bah bah bah.. you get the idea la. .
ok anyway..today morning ( more like yesterday morning. its 1.08am now) i took my nissan sunny to tan chong for servicing.. its rather routine.. but fuck it.. its for the 40ooo km... so its a package tat costs 342.30 singapore bucks.. knn.. damn ex.. apparantly... they change alot of everything.. spark plugs.. engines oil.. clutch... gearbox.. you get the idea..
but.. but.... the main reason why i took the car for servicing is becos one remote control is spoilt..original package.. we got 2 remotes.. so spoil one.. still left one working.. rite?? get the idea? the point is damn bui song.. cos its a family car.. so i normally used one remote while my dad uses the other.....anyway..my dad spoilt the remote.. not me.. he dropped it one the floor..
ok.. then nissan called me about 2 plus to tell me they have replaced the spoilt remote.. and it cost 35 bucks.. haiz.. i was like ok lor.. quite ok la..however, they never explain to me about wat they have done to the car alarm system.. i assumed that the other good working remote can still be used.. so we would happily have 2 working remote controls again.. song ah.. something like tat.
FUCK!!..i couldnt be more wrong.. reach home liao song song.. try the other remote control and then car doesnt respond to it at all.. so.. tat takes me back to square one.. left with 1 working control.... so can anyone tell me why the fuck do i spent 35 bucks and some trouble and nothing is change.. wats the whole fucking point.. boy am i pissed...
well.. just sent a feedback to tan chong demanding an explanation. hope they respond fast.. cos im calling them to fuck them tomoro...
