Thursday, May 22, 2008

i love maria

I always kinda like maria shalapowa.. i mean.. she lean.. pretty.. abit of freekles.. must be tat miami sun.. anyway.. she makes tennis(read: tei ni in hokkien) alot more interesting..

was in paragon yesterday with the pig.. so took few photos of me and maria.. i do love you maria.. mok mok ..

couldnt help be stare tat the russian cleavage...


oooh.. and tat perky russian ass.. ( fyi.. this pic is blur.. becos pig donno how to take photo)



i even get to dig her nose for her!!



thought i would get a closer look.. no harm trying mah..



oh ya.. just so tat the pig can see herself..
but not impt one la..

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

welcome to mary funch body line

one thing i like to blog about now.. is my weight lost.. i know... damn ego.. but wat the hell.. makes me feel good sia.. haha

i was looking through my phone and i found this photo i took with elvis and k box back in dec last year.. and i look like a damn big polar bear with green coat..

the before



the after



no choice.. have to take another photo and cut out cos i don have any new photos..

after 16kg... nice..

welcome to mary funch body line...

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

nicelegs is balding!!!

ji bai siao liao..

age has taken its toll... after years of hard work and stress and partying(ok.. not so much partying.. cos i very nua).. i realised that my crowning glory not as glorious as before...




the hair at the top don seem to be as thick.. ironic since i wanted a thinner set of hair in my younger days cos its easier to style and also.. center parting was in then.. if hair so thick and so hard to comb.. how to center part??..

now ah.. no need to comb they also part liao ah... knn... siao liao siao liao..

so in an attempt to stop the rot.. i consulted the 1st line of defense.. my mum and uncle.. cos as most of my frens know.. my mum and uncle has a salon at the rail mall called the brilliant cut.. and tats they place i go to for hair cuts and colouring...do my nails.. massages.. and the like la.. (i got pay one ah.. )

the lupp series of organic hair care products were recommended.. all incredients are natural.. no funny chemicals.. anyway.. this isnt a sales pitch.. i seriously cant be bothered to help with their sales.. but i can get discounts though..heh heh..

so.. watch scalp with balancing scalp rinse.. to get ride of the oil from the scalp.. basically.. hair lose normally cause by oily scalp la.. so getting rid of the oil seems like the right thing to do.. so the rinse restores the balance of the scalp.. watever that means... the main prob is.. im supopsed to use it on dry hair... i always put stuff like wax or gel on my hair before i go out to work.. becos 1stly.. im vain.. 2ndly im vain.. and 3rdly.. im vain..

so i always like to wash away the stuff on my hair before i apply anything.. but this time cannot.. so just whack lor.. dry hair with wax.. wash with scalp rinse... anyway.. its ok la.. can..



so after washing... towel dry wats left of my hair... and then apply intense scalp booster to my scalp.. so i just have to spray the booster to my scalp and massage my head.. best part is both the rinse and booster have cooling effect.. so it very shiok..




so being the ks sgian.. i also bought a styling cream... all organic.. so that i wont have to use the gatsby wax everyday.. i kinda alt them la... cos this cream doesnt have as much holding power as the wax..




all in all.. i just hope it works.. i never thought there will be a day where i will be in this position.. sian i tell you.. one year ago.. i still have a thick mane of hair... now.. haiz.. gek sim la...

heng i know how to cover and zheng til like no difference..

may the force be with me.. and may my hair stop stopping..

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

which rims..



looks like the rims above are more curvy.. easier to clean also.. hmm.. thinking thinking...


Monday, May 05, 2008

my take on broken relationships

doing part time work and full time surf net today.. cos boss on his way back to germany for meeting.. and my project milestones kinda completed.. now regularly read geek goddress blog cos 1stly i always have something for long hair gals... and 2ndly.. she writes interesting stuff.. which really is the real reason why i read her blog.. really..

anyway.. her latest entry was this...about her fren's boyfren running away wit another gal in summary..

of cos the self doubts come.. and thought of wat if this or wat if that... and such things keep coming up even though much time has passed.. but wtf.. im a angry person.. and i totally disagree with leaving one for another.. the person should die for it.. if i have my way.. but nope.. i normally cant kill someone when i like it.. so i have to believe that god(the gods i believe in.. not jesus..) will bring retribution to the dog man woman..

hence.. i believe tat.. 人贱自然有天收...

and i hope tat it holds true.. die you bitch.. die!!

Friday, May 02, 2008

cant help but want to link this

hmm.. saw on ping.sg tat some link to this blog where some gal selling her body..

of cos must go see see mah..

so here it is...



see if you believe or not.. althought the pics quite nice la..but i don think the pics are consistent.. sometimes the neh neh very big... sometimes like quite flat.. go figure.

minor zheng my car.. even when car haven come...

zhong du le... haiz.. car haven come i already want to change parts liao..

been looking around... surfing car forums... and seeing all the aftermarket parts.. the more i see.. the more gian i become.. siao liao..

cant decide to change rims 1st or to change the gear knot 1st..found this knob from momo.. and my car is red..so i think the colour combi is matching.. thinking of changing the handbrake to this pattern also.. but its going to cost me about 300 ++...



Then there are rims to change.. the stock rims are 16".. and im thinking of staying with 16" cos changing to 17" will prob increase the fuel consumption.. and oil prices are soaring like mad now.. (prob will write another entry to scold spc later on)..plus the tires are brand new.. no pt wasting them.. so i will just change the rims and put the stock tires back on.. checking out this set of rims.. quite cheap and im going to trade in my stock rims.. cant decide on the black one or gold one though..







so far there are so many bros out there that got issues with the warranty after they mod their rides.. i just donno if changing rims will void warranty or not.. gear knob i don think will bah.. but rims.. i donno..