nicelegs: but sometimes they call me ah fa..

a few things..

halo pple.. tonight im going to china.. play ball.. as well as to play.. shop.... etc..

well.. abit nothing to do la... so here are a few things to scold about..

1st... knn.. why is the bus never here when you need it??.. cb.. this morning.. i wake up early.. happily go do to bus stop wait for 99... cb.. wait for 20 mins still no bus.. ended up.. reaching work at the same time.. tat is late as usual.. the cb 99 is like a real cb.. 3 to 4 buses like to come together.. they like to come after long intervals.. cant understand SBS services really.. last time i read an article on news about how the SBS control the frequency and timing of buses.. all the sensors and shit.. then why the fuck do fours 99s reach my bus stop together??.. best leh.. after a long wait somemore.. bus fare going to raise again??.. knn.. wat the fuck.. got improve in service??.. cannot see leh.. increase wit fare.. cb.. and don get me started on why they push the decision on whether to raise fares or not to August or something.. kaoz..

2nd.. china.. seriously.. im not keen.. really.. 1st cows not going..... the only reason im still going is becos mooncake and boon going.. and i fucking paid 800 bucks liao.. so i cant back out.. there are some pple which( i say which).. you cant imagine travelling wit..

3rd.. yan yan.. as you can see.. she has been on my blog a couple of times... wit a silly photo which shows the boobs but not the face... and a lousy blogskin tat threatens to cock eyed any unsuspecting reader that stumbles across her blog.. well.. latest news.. yan yan got bf liao.. someone call luci...well.. me and lester has had a discussion... luci being the very secretive bf of yan yan.. must remain unknown in order not to be discovered by the enemy and most imptly the press... or risk being xiaswayed.. well.. we feel there a few reasons why he is undercovered..

1) he is a byproduct of yan yan's not so vivid imagination.. (digress: vivid on the other hand produces a few fine pornos.. used to have a few..til my comp crashed.. don buy acer)

2) he is actually a butch..i think must be la.. luci is actually a her.. luci is actually lucy...( you know i actually like a lucy when i was in primary sch.. )

3) he is actually yan yan's boss.. (don get me started on the conpirary theories on this.. cos i think she might hate me for it)

4) he is actually a rich old man.. ageless as defined by yan yan herself.. and she is doing a anal nicole smith....

so you have it.. 4 guesses...

and the 5th... she just fell in love wit an ok guy... and we wish her all the best of luck for it..

posted by nicelegs @ 12:19 PM 0 comments

eg of a damn hard to read blog..

halo pple.. long long time ago.. kenny sia did a post of some very hard to read/navigate blogs.. haiz... unfortunately... some of my frens have the habit of being super impractical blogs..

heres one.. i intro before..

now same website la.. but another lousy blogskin.,.haiz.. jialat leh.. direct link here

just to prove my pt.. see: cant find her tagboard and other stuff la.. haiz..

posted by nicelegs @ 1:10 PM 0 comments

the bitch

i sometimes have the habit of spoofing some of my sis's frens.. last time round.. i did the desiree.. (sorri ah.. got to scroll down to the 21 apr entry.. my sis's blog is so hard to read.. stupid blogskin really... and ya.. she is in denial).....

this time round.. i decided to spoof the bitch.. well.. you see.. the bitch is on of my sis's classmate la.. he is a guy.. or gal..i donno la.. if you read this... can you confirm pls??... according to reliable sources.. his/her fav show is like american next top model.. and he/she isnt watching to see the models' bouncing neh nehs and near naked bodies..

well. so here are some pics... hmm.. i did my best la.. based on the pics in my sis's gross pink camera.. but im just too man to do it.. haiz.. sorri hor..

this one lagi bestest... the "you" pose... invented by the bitch... made famous by nicelegs...

posted by nicelegs @ 11:08 AM 0 comments

uzap

halo my fans.. its been some time looking at sadako... so i guess its better to look at something better looking.. like my tummy..

well.. went to mrs nicelegs sister hourse... and play with the u zap... its actually not bad la.. just tat i don feel lots of effect after tat... just damn itchy...

this pic actually don have any meaning la.. just tat i think my t shirt very nice... chang beer.... nice hor.

my mazi is the one tat like to come and do the u zap thingy.. so everytime i will drive her to her sis house lor..

anyway.. im supper not convinced by the uzap adver... come on la.. use fiona xie.. i know shes very pretty .. but she is slim to start wit mah... and her picture is prob photoshopped...

using u zap on her tummy doesnt really make pple believe leh.. well.. if she puts the u zap on her nei neis... and her nei neis become small.. then i will believe u zap really works.. really..

posted by nicelegs @ 12:42 PM 0 comments

introducing sadako eating buffet

halo my fans.. nothing much to write so i will just intro my fren's blog... her name is yan yan

well.. just a little pic of her... trust me .. i didnt used any camera effects.. she really looks like this..

posted by nicelegs @ 2:43 PM 0 comments