nicelegs: but sometimes they call me ah fa..

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posted by nicelegs @ 12:40 AM 1 comments

ginny i love you!!!

long long time ago..last apr i think i wrote about this "chiobu" called ginny in this post...haha.. interesting.. i knew it was a prank or sorts.. but i haven been able to confirm it cos tat ginny cant be contacted anymore..

well... now i have more confirmation.. my dear ex mrs nicelegs msg me yesterday and ask me if i know her curent bf.. funny question cos i don really know who she is going out with ever since we broke up... didnt want to know too much too.. anyway.. ask her why and discovered that that bf of hers has been telling her i have been badmouthing her and he has been defending her against my accusations.. anyway.. wat accusations i actually donno la.. forgot to ask.. siao la..somemore he say is we have been msging on facebook wor.. and i tell him everything.. haha.. stupid fuck..

his main bone to pick was that we did something in the bedroom.. siao la.. bedroom only meh.. but then again.. the things he said we did seem to match all the rubbish tat i was feeding ginny.. it was quite fun actually.. feeding ginny all that rubbish... did i say before my imagination was very vivid?.. anyway.. i can only remember some of the rubbish i told him la.. and it all seem to match..

so i told her about this ginny incident.. and she seem to think its him too.. that can only mean a few things:

1) he got my number.. which i believe he took from her hp without her knowledge..

2) he is very free.. and really stupid.. haha.. but got to give it to him for effort la.. he went to get a prepaid card just to msg me.. and he went to create a msn account just to msn with me.. best thing is he donno go where and take the 2 photos of ginny to put on msn wor..

unfortunely.. i haven got the msn chat history anymore cos i reformatted my comp some time ago.. or else sure post up..

summary:

the thing is.. why do you care about your gf's past(almost spelled wrongly.. "pass"..heng i saw it in time.. or else paiseh.. my england is A2 leh...just thought i mention it) if you decided to chase her in the 1st place.. everyone has a past... i don believe you don have a past.. so get over it loser.. if you cannot accept it.. go jump into a drain and drown yourself.. you don get together with somebody so that you can have issues with her about what happened before you even appear...

you are really stupid... and dumb.. and stupid.. repeat many times after me and maybe.. you will get it into your head how stupid you are... you really think i don suspect anything when a really pretty gal just appear out of thin air?.. i have seen enough in life to know that such things only happen if you are really lucky and even so you will prob have to strike the $10million toto before that actually happens..

you are entertaining though.. was fun.. came at a time where i was actually quite bored..got lots of unused smses....and you help me use them up... thanks man!!.. been a great help.. haha..

but i need a favour from you though.. can you tell me where you get your msn photo from?.. izzit your sister?? let me know ya? her nei nei looks good leh..



love ya.. mok mok..

posted by nicelegs @ 12:32 AM 2 comments

nicelegs and his very random grumbles..

there are many things i don like.. sooo many things.. sometimes i think my blog is based on things i don like.. it makes for a better read anyway..

anyway.. i haven been angry or haven really shown anger for some time due to being:
1) very busy at work, hence no time and energy to be angry...
2) cannot be bothered to be really angry anymore
3) more matured as i age gracefully( i insist).. hence leading to pt 2.

in any case.. there are still some things which still manages to get under my skin..

1) pple who don reply smses..

this one i really hate.. as you can see from my side bar... i hated it when i started the blog.. i still hate it now..so pls god.. bless those pple who don reply my smses.. cos i would be really happy for them when something bad happens to them..

2) pple who brag..

these pple tok like they own the whole world.. the best part is they tok like they always know better than you.. offically.. pple who really know better then me are
a) my father(sometimes)
b) my mother(sometimes)
c) my boss (for work)
d) limpeh(all the time)

the above four pple.. better to listen.. show some respect cos they are really more experienced..the rest of the braggies.. can really ignore la.. or sometimes when im feeling really bitchy which is like all the time.. i just shoot back.. which normally shuts them up.. but i try not to do that la.. no pt also.. just walk away would be better..

3) pple who fly me aeroplane..

cb.. this one i really don like.. esp when i plan my time properly.. if im going out with you.. means i already plan tat time slot for you.. if you bloody cb fly me aeroplane.. means im doing nothing during that time.. and to me.. its a complete waste.. if you have a good reason then maybe still acceptable.. but if its becos you have a pimple... then pls.. let the pimples mutiply...

4) pple who preach..

oh pls.. don preach to me pls!.. i really don like it when they tell me the tat their god is the real deal.. i mean..to you ya.. to me no.. and i really like my religion.. so im staying with it no matter wat you say.. i might be tempted to stray if you preach to me naked though.. but tempted only..

ok.. prob complained enough now.. im sure i have lots more things that i don like.. but cant really think of more now..

in general.. i really do think im not so angry liao.. i used to burst alot last time.. but now im not too bothered to burst anymore.. or maybe im just nua la.. cannot be bothered.. pple who i don give a shit about.. i just cannot be bothered to be angry at at all.. so pple.. if im not scolding you.. only 2 things.. one is you are pretty.. two.. you don mean anything to me at all..



oh ya.. there a very cute intern in my office now..
cheers

posted by nicelegs @ 2:25 PM 1 comments