nicelegs: but sometimes they call me ah fa..

diving... 1st theory

today is 1st lesson for diving.. 1st theory lesson... got 2 theory and 1 pool lesson.. so ok.. today went to telok ayer street to to pay and register.. haiz.. 450 bucks gone.. abit heartache.. and haiz.. cos i have lung infection now.. i have to go and do a medical checkup... hopefully this one can claim from company....

ok well... i had mooncake come down to fetch me at my castle cos my carridge not at home... haiz.. so as he happily agreed to come down to fetch me.. i shall put pic of his down here.. haha.. look abit like cock hair hor?... abit ah beng also.. maybe blinkymummy like....anyway... this pic taken at lao pah sah after the lesson la...

before tat actually had to meet lion for dinner 1st.. so as i was going to ambush her to take a pic of her.. haiz.. she guessed tat im going to ambush her.. haiz.. and covered her face just in time.. haiz.. such experience... you don call her the king of the jungle for nothing leh... mai siao siao...

anyway... after eating dinner... just waiting for tat gay gu to come.. sometime i refer to him as cow also la.. he knock off at 7pm.. so rush down lor.. but he park at capital building which is like miles from amoy street food center which is the place we where having dinner..... well.. he likes to walk.. and maybe can graze at the same time ba..haha.. well i got a pic of him toking la.. at lao pah sah again...

haiz.. im going diving with skinny pple.. siao liao... im going to be the fattest person on the boat.. i must be more careful when i sun tan.. or else wait my tummy gets too red.. and they thought they looking at the sun when they look at me...before tat happens.. think happy thoughts and smile....

and finally... a pic of a copy of go dive... sorta a textbook for learning the basic of diving.. i wasnt too hardworking la.. so never really read and stuff.. the quizes we discuss and split the labour..haha..

oh well.. finally ms semb again.. well.. she also sick... i ask her for her unit number.. so tat i can send her things la.. im not into stalking ok... i rather sleep at home or go shopping..well.. she replied asking me wat im going to send her.. and its not very nice to send her gifts and presents for no reason.. haiz.. to this i replied tat i only send her card la.. wont make her uncomfortable.. well.. no reply.. i shall assume tat she sleep liao....must bluff myself...

posted by nicelegs @ 12:24 AM 0 comments

go town blow blow wind

today very free.. go town blow blow wind... well.. today was a rather ok day... not freeing too angry and stuff.. well im angry person... darth fa... but today ok la.. maybe cos no time to feel angry.. haha... oh well... i woke up at about 230pm you see.. heh heh...

well.. went to westmall to catch initial D with ah boon... quite funny... (both the movie and ah boon).. well... the car is nice... AE86.. its vintage.... but still its going to be very popular after this show....when the gals were gushing about the actors... we were whistling at the drifting.. haha.. different priorities..

after movie... went home.. dili deli for a while.. drove down to orchard to meet other frens... jiahui... alan.. and one new guy... denis.. i think..heh heh.. paiseh ah.. my memory wit names very bad... remember gals' name very hard liao.. remember guys' name.. you know la...

well.. we intend to meet for dinner at nydc hereen.. the outdoor one...but when i got there...those minions were at robinsons.... sale mah.. so that vain pot of a guy jiahui was trying clothes... oh well... he damn vain tat one.. i can say pple vain and stuff cos i same..haha.. i like to buy clothes.. haha...just like i can call pple fat... cos im fat.. haha.. mostly pple don have anything to counter tat.. i win....

anyway.. just as we were going into the nydc.. i think i saw the babes of bloggin... scalett ting and sassyjan. i think la.. hmm. chiu bus leh.. anyway... when we were eating.. got more pretty gals.. got one.. we all looking at her white drain.. not a bad drain if you ask me.. and no effort needed to look la.. so can imagine wat she wearing.. hur hur...

after tat go cck play pool wit jiahui.. today my form not very good ah.. hopefully this would mean my chui chang si yi.. then my qing chang will de yi.. oh ya.. ms semb.. she msg me this afternoon.. say she never reply my smses cos she was at her relative's funeral.. haiz.. valid excuse... so im cool.... just ask her to take care of herself and if she needs anything just give me a call.... ah.. ok.. pool... got picture leh... this is yours truely attempting to take a shot into the middle pocket... i think my posture and bridging very yandao... haha...



and now for a picture of jiahui... haha.. not very good posture hor??.. haha... screw me jiahui.. screw me..haha....




ok anyway..this is lao ying.. i think the time is ripe to put her super duper pretty pic on this blog....




well.. taken when we were having curry fish head at xiao hong seafood at clementi long time ago.. it has one of the best cooked food in singapore la....the normal zhi cha there nice.. the curry fish head also nice.. no pic though.. this one taken before the food came.. so we were playing wit my phone.. and taking pics....oh ya.. and she show my her new phone... and its pink..haiz... ah.. lao ying.. its a nice colour!!....*snigger snigger*....

oh ya.. pls ah.. don ask me to intro her to anyone hor.. she got bf one.. so cannot sian.. unless you pay me something good.. then i may consider asking her if she wants to know some desparado.. heh heh.... ciaos...

posted by nicelegs @ 2:09 AM 0 comments

pissed and bored... again

fucking sian leh.. im sick.. cb.. the lung infection still not cleared.. now coughing again.. i scare will affect my diving.. haiz.. knn...suay like fuck... on top of tat.. ms semb dao me big time.. i too lan already..

came home about 12 plus in the afternoon today.. after seeing doc and taking x ray.. sian la.. everything also sian.. then come home.. sleep... woke up about 5pm.. bored until now..

i msg semb yesterday.. in the morning.. ask her how is she.. never reply.. after tat about evening i msg her again.. asking her if she wants to have breakfast on sat morning.. she replied saying tat she has to work alt sats.. and sorry about forgetting to reply the morning msg.. ok lor... then i ask her want to have dinner instead.. no reply.. cheebye... this time i spell out... cheebye.. i fucking pissed.. damn too lan but must maintain composure.. must smile at the same time im showing my middle finger...

have been thinking much about me.... well.. i seem to have everything going on the surface.. but there are so many things tat make me feel unhappy... i hate my job.. tat everyone knows and i donno any coll who is happy wit the job....

im too bored most of the time... this few months maybe la.. cos i sick.. fucking sick chicken... how to go play ball like tat.. how to cheong.. cheebye.. sure cannot.. now even my diving is very much in danger cos of my lung infection.. cheebye....

i don have anyone i like.. lust have.. semb.. like i donno yet.. so no gf.... im not doing anything particularly useful to find one too... anyway... im fucking bored la...and there are pple out there tat don reply my sms... its fucking rude....esp when im being polite in the sms in the 1st place.. cheebye.....

see im so pissed and angry tat lots of my hair turn white..

its still largely black la.. but a quick ruffle of the hair will reveal lots more white hair hidden under the outside layer.. haiz.. im just too angry...

posted by nicelegs @ 8:39 PM 0 comments

pple come pple go

pple come .. pple go... so many pple you meet... so many pple you meet tat are no longer in your life(not dead).. or at least there are no contact anymore... i got so many frens tat are no longer in contact....when you grow older.. you realise tat over 27 years alive.. you meet alot pple.. and its the places you go to.. the pple you meet tat molds the path you take in life.. and its these pple tat normally affects the way you live your life....

ok this is a serious post... if you are looking for a laugh.... go away.. its highly emotional and serious.... as a matter of fact... im feeling emotional rite now.. being the SNAG tat im...

ok... from my primary sch.... the impt pple tat i know and still keep in touch abeit occasionally.. wee yong and teo eeling.. i think i only keep in touch wit these 2... we used to be good frens in pri sch la..still is now... weeyong my best fren mah.. eeling also quite good fren...well... after pri sch.. we went to separate sec sch and jc an uni... i kept in touch wit weeyong occasionally.. not very often la.. but like i used to say.... good frens don need to everyday see... occasionally see see can liao... when one of us got prob... the other will help....anyway.. its only about 2 years ago tat the 3 of us keep in touch abit more regulary.. its pretty ironic cos i jio them out cos the bitch ran away... so they came out to comfort me and be my frens... when other frens deserted me...they were there....

secondary sch...the impt pple like victor.. cheng yi... yun bia..changrong... alvin... ok however.. we lost touch.. except victor i think... cos we got msn.. and we more like contact cos we went to jane's wedding together...see got frens our age married liao.... anyway... we had a good and fun 4 years together la.. quite good and sincere pple.. pity that we are not in regular contact anymore...

jc....impt pple.. lan jiao lang... idiot... hairy.... as you can see.. from my previous posts.. or from their nicks.. they are condemn la.. we were good frens through and through... in jc.. and in early army days... but wat really tore us apart was the bitch incident... well.. now im no long in any contact wit the above 3 and have no desire watsoever to do so...

uni.. impt pple... ah boon.. cow.. model... jiahui... limin.. lao ying...many more.. but i didnt put in the name... well.. this few pple i got contact la.. cos they more sincere... not too fake.. just got one god damn fucking blur.... you go guess which one.. pervert somemore...anyway... these pple were there wit me through some tough times.. and i appreciate it very much.. tats why i make time for them or else i would prob be home sleeping..

other than tat... the bitch... she was a very integral part of my life for 3 and a half years.. so letting go was hard.. really hard.. but now i don really care too much.. wat i really remember are how her boobs look like and stuff like tat... its a damn hard lesson to learn and a real hard stone to swallow.. but i did... watever tat doesnt kill you will make you stronger.... however for my case... its make me angrier and more nua... heh heh... i darth fa mah.. so sith lord lor.. come to think about it.. i think my sister looks like darth sidious...*whistle*

i have been going out wit many pple these 2 over years.. to fill the void left by the bitch.. and these pple have more of less come and gone... pple like mm... bookie.. emperor.. bottle...and a few assorted babes...such things never last... and i don put in the neccessary effort to go for them cos i don think i really like them... which is rather bad... but anyway...some of them have their own agenda also... so i don feel so bad..

and now.. ms semb.. well.. i know i like her cos she is very beautiful... she has the qualities tat when you see tv or something and you see like hollywoods stars ... you kinda think she looks like this star and tat star... get my drift??... but i don know her.... not much of frens either...i donno wats up in her life... heck i don even know if she has a bf.. i just assume she doesnt have becos of her schedule and wat she says she is nomally doing.. but its assumptions.. and assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups... so there....

msg her this morning asking her how is she... didnt reply..... well.. wat to do.. have to work tonight...

posted by nicelegs @ 5:34 PM 1 comments

one good song

posted by nicelegs @ 2:00 PM 0 comments

HR problem

knnbccb.... in may.. i sacked one specialist.. other places call operators.. my fab call specialist.. hiong rite.. but anyway this is is an mc problem spec la..always take mc.. and she gave me her resignation letter also.. so going to quit la... better still... ok time frame:

took 2 days mc.. next day come back to work.. give me resignation letter... i ask for mc.. say never bring.. told her i want all personnel to call me personally if on mc or not coming to work... or else not accepted....next day take mc... didnt call me..she sms my TA and ask him to tell me.... i was too bz to pursue the matter... next week... she took mc again on the 1st and 2nd day.. never inform me still.. so its treated as 3 consecutive days mc without informing the boss... and no phone call to personally inform me.... so.. treated as AWOL... i told the TA to tell her tat if she never call me on the company handphone from 11 to 1130am.. im going to terminate her straight.. she call me at about 2 plus.. and didnt explain why she was not at work.. and then hanged up soon.. (she told the HR that the reception wasnt good.. and she didnt bother call back)....so i sacked her... prepared the necessary paper work and let my boss sign.....

now this bitch is trying to say that the TA told me she on mc.. and trying wiggle out of paying back about 1200 bucks of her pay.. cos she got her pay liao.. now HR wants her to pay 1200 back.... damn troublesome.....

i think im too nice to my specialists liao.. knn.. i didnt want to be like last time MEs.. scold them til they scare... so work.. i try to be nice so tat they can work willingly.. seems like maybe i have to be abit hardhanded liao.. some buggers you just have to be tough on them.. or else they try to eat you back.. cb...

posted by nicelegs @ 12:52 PM 0 comments

mr pen

wah this one good.. someone sent me this.. but i don really agree with the rejection reasons..

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor

I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays

I work in a damp environment

I don't get paid overtime

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

You do not always follow the orders of the management team

You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

You'll retire well before reaching 65

You're unable to work double shifts Y

You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

posted by nicelegs @ 6:39 PM 0 comments

materialistic pair of legs

yay... must find happiness in other things now tat my qing chang seems quite si yi.. haiz.. i still donno if si yi la.. but mi lOr left a tag saying like chance doesnt seem very good.. and sad to say.. i agree... anyway.. mi lOr.. care to tell me where you found my blog ah?? i never met you leh?anyway.. welcome!!

anyway.. i indulged in retail therapy... or rather i ask my mum and sis and dad to go airport to get me a wallet... like i mentioned before.. burberry.... so here is it.. nice one too..

ok.. its actually the same pattern as my old wallet.. also burberry.. same kind of compartments and stuff.. but the old one was bought in 2002 oct.. for my birthday.. its high time to change man....esp its a present from my ex.. oh well.... took me so long to change wallet.. haha.. cos i just started working last year mah.. wat to do.. no $$ leh....heh heh..

well.. next on the list.. a crumpler bag.. had been wanting one for some time.. so well.. since im feeling like spending some money.. and im extremely vain( still lose my sister, vainpot though) i decided to go down to wheel lock place to get one.. chose the green one cos its supposed to be my colour... its goes well wit master fa's elements...cost be 169 bucks though... here's a pic of it..

oh i hanged it by my wardrobe... well. if you look at the tray on top.. thats where i put my underwear.. just so you know.. its all renoma.... not like im very branded ....its just comfortable.. esp when you are keeping a monster inside..

and well.. my mum bought a digital camera for her trip to china.... wah.. i thought.. ho eh ah!!.. thought next time can bring out and take pics of my frens and other assorted babes... 6 megapix somemore.. surely.. can even capture the babes' pimples....

haiz.. on seeing the camera... i changed my mind.. why??... its PINK!!... and i aint xiaxue.

well.. maybe i should still bring the camera out... you know.. just to keep in touch wit my feminine side... im kinda of metrosexual you know.. i like facial and stuff.. just as long as i don have to take bus or mrt to get to the salon.... see im tat lazy...muhaha... well.. from my photo also can see i very long never go facial la... just ranting la.. so many holes in my face... ( lose my sis though.. she got more)....

and lastly... diving.. its going to cost 450 bucks.... going down next monday to pay the bill and for the 1st theory lesson.. its the school lion(i will try to steal a pic of her so tat the mysteries surrounding her nickname will be revealed) went for her diving lessons.. its orpheus dive center. im broadcasting their center on my blog in the hope tat they will give me discount.. haha.. lion pls tell them ok? im advertising for them leh.. cheaper la.. haha....

ok la.. tats about it for this post.. so bored.. nothing juicy to write also.. got pple to scold but think i will restrain myself for the moment cos they are still my frens... i have other ways of torturing them.. ciaos....

posted by nicelegs @ 12:19 AM 2 comments

hoegaarden

its been sometime since i step into wala.. . never really go upstairs anymore.. just the occasional beer below as i tok cock wit frens...

well.. realised tat bloggers like to go wala.. you know.. you guys can try villa bali.. nice leh.. anyway.. coming back to hoegaarden... its from belgium.. nice beer.. not too strong.. wit a tinge of pineapple.. mostly i have just 2 pints cos the last time i went to wala for it.. its cost 17 singapore bucks per pint.. so there.. want to drink more also cannot.. its not too strong also.. last time had 4 pints.. still can happily drive home.. no incident.. didnt really feel like my head very light.. i think cos i damn big size.. so can tahan lots more alcohol in my blood than most pple..

but hor.. i very long never drink.. last time still will go cold storage and buy hoegaarden or erdinger by the bottles to drink at home... haiz.. long time never liao.. cos i think drink at home very sian.. no atmosphere at all... no babes to watch.. no stupid frens to bitch about.. where got kick..

posted by nicelegs @ 9:11 PM 0 comments

snubbed again..

sian..... donno wat to say.. just came from playing pool wit jia4 hui1 at lot one.. im not complaining about the pool la.. well since i won most of the racks... alot by pure luck.. just as JH was complaining about it.. i told him ....since qing chang lose.. so chui chang win lor.. haiz.. sian...

well.. so as you can guess.. its about ms semb again... im starting to think its getting kinda stale of always tokking about her.. but wat the fuck... must blog... the thing about bloggin sometimes is it feels abit like seeing a strink(sorri if spell wrong) you tok and you tok... in this case.. you blog and you blog.. and complain.. everything blog out liao.. then you feel better....

hmm... anyway.. as the story goes... ask her out for lunch again on monday.. today la.. via sms..

nicelegs: hey halo...lunch tomoro?
ms semb: oh hah u not workin again?
nicelegs: ya my off day til wed. heh. so on? we can try other tim sum maybe. or anything you like.
ms semb:but i cant go far leh probably next time bah.
nicelegs: hmm? i just talking about around your work place leh.
ms semb:cuz last time went in office late bit paisei so i meet u again probably some time later when can eat longer
nicelegs: oh.. oh well ok la. So i cant meet you for lunch anymore?

after this.. no reply liao.. sian.. how?? anyway.. my sms are in red to reflect my hot passionate heart and hers are in blue to show how hard izzit to break into her icy exterior.

this is the exact sms details... so conspiracy theorists pls come up wit some analysis cum explanation ok??

posted by nicelegs @ 1:34 AM 0 comments

villa bali

ok.. i know i have been posting rather strongly today... but i want to add another one.. i just came back from villa bali.. and its a nice place.. so im going to recommend this place....

where??

its opp BP building or PSA building.. just before SAJC... so if you are going by car.. turn in left just before SAJC...then 1st left turn, turn in..

setting??

its got this baliness (may have spelling error.. it just doesnt look rite) setting.. wit plants and indo looking statues... and its nice... it can be classified romantic but its also a good place for gatherings... the music isnt too bad.. but its abit gregorian... but still it gives a nice feeling...

overall??

its a good place.. a breath of fresh air compared to holland village...there are still ang mos there.. .. but there is also a healthy local crowd.. the services is good... attitude there is pleasant and helpful... the waitresses are also cute.. at least one is...

bottom line is i would recommend anyone that wants to chill out or just hang out wit frens.. or just after dinner wit a date this place..... so if anyone is interested and don understand a thing about my directions.. well.. mail me or something.....

anyway.. today i realised tat im also known as the love doctor.. adding on from master fa.. darth fa.. ah fa.... etc... well.. today i have been proven right again wit my advice... boat go to bridge head will go straight naturally.... proven... tested... ALL HAIL the love doctor.....

posted by nicelegs @ 1:41 AM 0 comments

just one pic.. damn pathetic

hand of ms semb


well.. this is the pic i took of the teapot and other funny stuff at the lobby lounge at conrad.. ms semb and me went there for some drinks after dinner at moonfish.. tats was our 1st date.. and it got me on cloud nine..happy im... but she wont let me take her pic.. so i have to content with this one lor.. got her hand la.. smooth hor?

posted by nicelegs @ 5:18 PM 1 comments

lunch wit the most beautiful gal in the world

ho ho ho.... merry nicelegs....

came back about an hour ago... from no less a better place than chinatown.... muhaha.... went to look for ms semb and had lunch wit her... *sigh*... there is nothing better than this.. well.. i guess...

ok anyway.... went to yum cha for some tim sum lunch... actually that place is abit over rated leh... the food is so so only la.. not very fantastic.... being the gourmet that im.. i only manage to stuff the food down my throat becos ms semb is in front of me.... so beautiful tat any normal tasting piece of siew mai taste like lobster meat... and the chinese tea taste like bird nest drink..... you get the idea... she sweeps me off my feet......( come to think about it.. its not easy to sweep me off my feet ok.. cos if tat really happens... theres going to be a big hole in the ground.. im no pixie man...)

well.. the last few weeks haven been seeing her cos she always so bz.. haiz..and the time when she seems to be more free.. i have to work.. shift work takes away your free time... and its this free time tat productive pple like me can use to try to improve singapore's birth rate in future...i think far far man...

oh well.. just have to try and ask her out again... i get full marks for effort i guess.... but im still not calling her to tok cock leh.. donno why la.. but i shy.. yup.... im going to strangle whoever who says "bullshit.. like you can be shy... your only blushing cos your face is always red..." haiz... there goes my cover.....

anyway.. after x rays on monday.. the results came out and i have lung infection.. tats why i have been coughing for more than one month liao... knn.. sian ah.. the x ray shows my lung(donno right or left) abit hazy.. oh well... my lungs not very power leh.. cannot run long distance one la me.. but got a lot of power to sing... i choir anchor ok.... for the base la.. im tat good...

oh sorry.. out of point liao.. ok so i was given strong antibotics.. costing like 10 bucks per tablet.. fuckanathans... damn ex.. to date.. i spent more than a hundred on this stupid cough liao.. and tats not including the 3 times i went to see my company doc(free but useless)... and 3 time i went to see the chinese doc.. hope this powerful antibotic helps.... upside is im on 2 days mc.. heh heh... yesterday night and tonight don have to work.. sat night go back and work... hmm.. try to ask ms semb out for lunch on mon and tues... yup.. think i'll do tat..

oh ya.... i change the skin of the blog.. got tired of the old one.. and tried to link some blogs tat i read on my blog.. had e mail them to ask for permission.. so if its ok wit them i will continue to put the links up.. if not.. then i will remove tat particular link....

going to villa bali tonight for drinks.. and dinner around tat area.. kudos to gay gu and mooncake for asking me.. cos im a lonely person.. and ms semb got tuition tonight again..

posted by nicelegs @ 4:22 PM 0 comments

the most beautiful gal in the world

ms semb

posted by nicelegs @ 3:58 PM 0 comments

sick.. still...

well well well.. im still sick... coughing like nobodies business.. went for chest x ray yesterday morning to see if anything wrong wit my lungs... i had lung infection about 10 years ago.. so there is this fear that i will get it again... not fun i tell you....

anyway.. wat have i been doing this few days??... my family is in china... im alone at home ... got the house and the car.. but i haven been anyway... cos 1stly.. i have to work.. night shift.. and im damn sleepy from the medicine im taking.. slept the whole day yesterday... woke up at 9 .. went for x ray... back at 11... slept til 7pm.. nice.. and somemore i wanted to go shopping in town yesterday.. well.. shopped in my dreams...

oh tokking about dreaming hor... wah.. when i was sleeping in the afternoon.. i dreamt leh.. about i was back in pandan gardens... i lived there when i was young.. before pri one.. anyway.. then we( ya.. we.. the residents) were chased by a pride of very smart lions.. knn.. so smart they know how to corner us leh.. abit liek jurasic park.. just that this time is lions.. haiz.. too lazy to desribe the dream in detail but its pretty scary man...

seriously... nothing much to do this few days.. have been reading other pple's blogs...the ones like mrbrown.. eh.. i discovered his site when i was still in army... about say 8 years ago i think.. tat time... still no blog.. its just a webbie.. damn funny one.. have been reading up on the spg site.. its rather interesting..... read up sandralicious ' blog.. she pretty hot i think...

ok anyway.. boring la..im going shopping wit meijue now... going to pick her up at 2pm.. shopping kaki... haiz.. never see ms semb liao.. she so dao.. ask her out always not free.. sian la.. i think she hinting la... i might as well not ask man.. anyway.. maybe i not so into her also.. i donno..

posted by nicelegs @ 3:39 AM 0 comments

porridge??

went for some stupid porridge just now.. well jiahui and alan.. if you are reading this.. its not directed at any of you guys.. we were con.. yes.. con..my 1st time.. yes.. my virgin attempt at having buffet at chervon...was a very bad experience....

why???

cos i went there to expect to have crayfish and stuff.. in short good stuff... but they actually took away all those stuff( the good ones) some time back... well.. so we only had like some porridge thingy.. some set la.. cos us 16 bucks each.. fuckanathan... if i wasnt working in a fab... i would have prob faint wit my heart bleding like mad.. period... (hmm... come to think about it.. not very appropriate word huh)

anyway.. if anyone is interested in going to chervon for lunch.. you have been warned... my virgin attempt wasnt a good one.. no big O or anything close.... pathetic..

anyway.. why am i having lunch at chervon instead of going to chinatown to lunch wit ms semb??? opps.. she did it again... and my run of gals tat like to play me out continues... but well.. she told me she was sick.. flu and fever... i still coughing so i can understand.. i wasnt too angry la.. just disappointed.. maybe cos my senses have been numb by the dark side.. im using the force.. and becos im shallow and she has such impressive legs.. i have been forced to just whimper about it.. haiz..

anyway.... lion called me just now to tell me the price of the diving trip... seems like all in.. so ok la.. well.. ever since i started working in a fab.. i have been more liberal wit my cash.. but then i have always been generous wit the gals i go out wit( sorri.. out of point..) anyway.. should be meeting her next tues to go pay for the diving trip.. but she meeting her ntu clits for dinner cos its someone's bird day.... that someone i happen to know sometime back.. but not cook( you know.. as in know tat person very well)... maybe i will go along wit her la.. see her abit... will come up wit a nick soon.. maybe call her pear.. you get the idea...

read some blogs recently.. they were advertising for dates.. maybe i should try.. haha.. then can see response.. maybe i wont get any.. but im going to fake it anyway.. haha.. ciaos

posted by nicelegs @ 5:36 AM 0 comments

the 5th night

yup my fans... its my 5th consecutive night working.. nice.. weekend.. double pay for ot.... in case you midgets donno...i work til sat... but this week i worked for another day... which is sun cos my coll on leave.... go orchard for the great singapore sale... so i ot lor..

ok before i continue... i need to pee.. excuse me.. brb(4.11am).......

back(4.22am)... that was fast.. considering i have to get out of my smog and go toilet... then after fight fire( big hose)... changed back into smog and come back into the fab and continue bloggin... powerful im... at one wit the force i have become.....

er.. anyway.. have been bz working ..... nothing much to do except work.. knock off in the morning.. go home sleep... and knn.. haven been sleeping well.. so im still coughing like mad.. then come back to work at night.. tats night shift for you... and you know wat... shiok ah.. cos no meeting.. so no black mad axeman trying to chop our heads off... you get the idea....

haven seen ms semb since the chinatown lunch.... haiz.. tats means super long ago liao... actually was to meet her last wed for lunch at chinatown but she cancelled it cos of work commitments... believe her i shall.. cos powerful im.... at one wit the force i have become....anyway... so we arranged to meet this tues.. but she hasnt been replying my sms very often.. haiz..about a month ago.. she was still nice enough to reply me.. as all my fans know.. i hate it when pple don reply my sms... or take my calls... well.. something along that path.. those are things tat will lead me to the dark side... which i think is my destiny... altogther now.....HAIL LORD FA......

oh well.. lets hope tues lunch meeting will be a successful one.. sun morning before i went to sleep.. was watching tv on zhong tian.. well.. they have this new show by hosted my harlem yu's wife... forgot the name.. then her special guest was hou pei chi... hmm.. wah lao eh.. her legs solide ah.... damn nicelegs.. even better than darth fa i tell you.. long... slim... fair... no blemishes....i can go on man.. well.. im a very legs person ok... and.. you know wat.. ms semb has such legs.... i think i will turn into a pervert and steal her shoes.. muahaha... HAIL LORD FA..... come to think about it.. darth boon will prob recommend stealing something else.. you use your imagination..... he don need to turn into a pervert... he already is...

next.. the great singapore sale... pple who know me knows i like to shop.. which is rather rare for a true macho guy... but i like.. and i buy things like nobody business.. then after that check bank acc then regret.. something like tat.. haiz.. so many things to buy.. so little time.. well.. i have been thinking of getting a crumpler bag... actually though of it long ago.. but then never get it cos i found a cheaper alternative.. a 26 bucks one from poa.. cheap la.. but now i heart itchy again.. feel like getting one again.. haiz..another thing i feel like getting is another burberry wallet.. my present one has got stitches coming out.. after all it has been like 3 to 4 years liao.. so i have been thinking of getting another one.. but cant find a similar one.. as in wit the same pattern of compartments.. should go look around in this sale period.. have ask my parents to look out for me at the airport.. maybe will have.. and must be burberry... anything else is a compromise.... fucking proud man.. ops... dark side looming.....

anyway.. if you guys are reading this.. i need some solid opinions... i like ms semb... which i think its obvious to you guys.. but i never really do anything other than try to ask her out.. one thing which i have lost touch is how to tok cock over the phone.... should i call her up to tok?? i know so little about her.. and vice versa.. but i like her..ok.. im shallow.. but i don have the jijiness to call her up... haiz.. how?? pls leave some advice on the tagboard or comments.. any good advice might be rewarded with dinner with the man himself... lim peh.....amen

posted by nicelegs @ 7:47 PM 0 comments

donno wat to blog about also..

halo my fans.. it has been some time since my last post.. i think.. alot of unpleasant things had happened... well.... by the load of crap tat i always write about.. pple might think its all about bitch and stuff again.. but NO!!.. its about work.. knn.. sian i tell you...

went back on sun.. even though its my off day.. why?? cos my pple screw up. haiz..so big trouble.. somemore i only knew about it on sat night.. last day of work.. the big boss want me to come back on sun morning to present the report.. haiz.. sian i tell you.. ganna whacked again.. then after i thought everything over.. my SM want me to come back on tues to do the report again.. haiz.. wat to do.. being the good worker.. sony trained.. i went back.. at 8am ok.. knn.. fuck spider... and you know wat time i left?? 930pm.. knnbccb.... fuck lots of spiders.... cos he keep changing the report.. so damn bloody fucking sian....

well... so after leaving the wretched place at 930pm.. cos chartered in woodlands mah.. so went to semb lor..*whistle whistle*..... cos maybe can find ms semb for dinner... hungry leh.. only had on bread in the afternoon for the whole day... see how hard i work.. haiz.. but then in the end.. she say too tired to come out.. so had to look for alternatives la.. called my cousin.. since i was already in semb... she leaves there also.. so went to her hourse for dinner.. .. tok cock abit then came home about 12..

so here im.... doing night shift... which is good i tell you.. just tat now i cant sleep well in the afternoon.. so at night very tired.. and im still coughing.. see my commitment to my job??... knn.. again sony trained... 6 months in sony has scarred me for life.. im going to be a fucking commited employee becos of sony....haiz.. sony sounds like a mental institue.. brain wash you until like tat...

oh sorri.. out of point.. anyway.. night shift is good cos no need to go meeting.. cos meeting is bbq session for MEs... always ganna.. just like walking into a battle zone.. no warning... suddenly got machine shoot at you.. haiz.. oh well.. shit happens la.. and my job is like walking through a mine field.. anytime can blow your legs away.....

anyway.. on more happy things.. i think im going diving.. well.. i think la.. should be la.. cos im liek going alone.. wit lion that is.. but she is experienced diver liao.. i still greenhorn leh.. although i swimmer..... mai siao siao.... i can swim like fish ok.. puffer fish.. haha.. anyway.. goign to cost me 450 bucks.. but normally wit the extras... should be 500 plus.. well.. its good to go away for a while la.. go see the sea and stuff.. and maybe know some bikini babes... hmm.. happy thoughts... but well.. gals wearing skimpy bikinis not equals to pretty gals... so well... tats a risk i have to take..haha.. hmm... come to think about it... going wit lion is a risk....haha..

i got another 4 hours before i knock off.. haiz..sian.. this sun night coming back for ot also.. heng double pay.. then more or less can cover about 70% of my diving cost.. hmm.. not too bad la.. somemore i driving.. so ok la... my parents and sisgoing to shanghai next week.. so i have the house and the car for about 1.5 weeks.. i king of the castle.. and my carriage.. anyway.. who want to find me go out pls call me.. best if you are female.. pretty.. slim.. and lives in semb.. i like....

posted by nicelegs @ 6:51 PM 0 comments