wats a nice pair of legs gotta do on a lazy sunday..
lazy sun.. woke up about 8 plus.. went back to sleep til about 11.. climb out of bed to watch tv.. damn boring...
well.. slept at about 5am the night before... as i mentioned.. went to MU.. tats music underground....yesterday had to work... so after knock off.. went home... bath.. make up and drove to specialist centre... jiahui already there... and ah boon meeting me there... haiz.. tat jiahui.. ask him come out and bring us in also make a lot of noise.. .. well.. actually visa mini can sign pple in.. i donno how many la.. so jiahui if you are reading this.. pls tag me and tell me how many pple can a visi mini sign in k.. thanks..
ok anyway... went in at about 11.. the bought some drinks.. heng this time ah... the sell drinks one never bug us to buy drinks for her... i almost want to tip her cos its nice tat for once.. no one is buggin me... cos you see.. my internal defense mechanism will always tell me someone wants to cheat my money.. anyway...the usual pple were... actually i only remember 3 la.. the wang yin yi and the pair of sisters ( i think they are sister.. i think la.. i forgot...)... so we dance and dance la.. then suddenly donno why i was left wit the younger sister.. ( and i realise she quite cute.. donno why yesterday night then realise.)... but she very quiet leh.. i also donno wat to say.. i think she shy.. then i also shy.. you see.. we are shy pple.. haiz...i think wat i need is a coconut tree then we can dance around the coconut tree wit a team of back up dancers.. just like those boogiewood movies... go boogiewood!!... like tat no need to tok.. can just dance around the tree and live happily ever after... i think i shall start calling everyone ah neh....
and tat ah boon.. drink abit start to anyhow tok la.. haiz..donno why he cannot drink.. so lousy... somemore ask me gian which gal.. want to jio her for me.. haiz.. this era still got this kind of things meh.. so sec sch an bengish... kaoz.. boon wake up leh.. next time don need to drink until you become a idiot... a bit can liao... at least keep your sanity... muahah... oh later meeting him for fantastic 4.. should ask jiahui also.. ... hope i never disturb.. haha...
ok.. i realise i haven been posting pics.. i never took any pics during my diving trip also.. never takes pics for sometime liao.. so maybe soon la..
last day of day shift
yay... last day of day shift... next week starting night shift liao.. yay.... tonight going MU wit ah boon...
ok.. blog again.. bb
moments
well..everything i say moments it means like thinking about sometime impt.. haiz.. this time moments like "wat the fuck happen to me again!!".. actually nothing much la.. just tat im disappointed again and again... hmm tahan..watever doesnt kill you will make you stronger... haiz... knn...
well.. diving was fun.. there are a few reasons why diving is fun.. 1st.. can go relaz..go into the sea look at the corals and fishes or at the other divers making a fool of themselves... im sure other divers look at me and think the same way..hur hur..
2nd... i get to meet gals.. yay... meeting gals is fun.. other then when im feeling dao.. or shy... but sometimes.. you get disappointed.. and at this moment.. i do have this same feeling i had about a year ago.. desolute.. sian.. disappointed.. lose.. cold...
well.. wat happened last year.. heh heh.. cannot say.. but closer frens will know... well.. im still single... so tat gives a big hint liao.. well.. in the recent year.. i have been dealt wit many things.. thought alot better compared to last year....but the worst kind is when the gal you like suddenly tell you she got bf.. haiz.. sian time ten i tell you.. and i have been dealt wit that today...27 jul...around 1015 pm...
sometimes i ask myself.. god.. or my mirror why does such things always happen to me.... no ans.. i cannot ans also.. cos i really donno.... maybe its just fate..... or the lack of it..
am back
yes.. lim peh is back.. from diving at pulau dayang...the whole trip was a success.. at least i think so.. cos its fun... the sun.. the sea and the babes( chao chao have a few la..)
well... lets start from the beginning...padi open water course....2 theory and 2 practical... 1st theory we( me.. cow and mooncake) went last month... we squeeze the rest of the lessons into one week.... tats last week.. before we went for the actual dive.... so anyway.. got to know a few gals la.. of cos.. or else.. the whole trip see fish i also sian rite...
so... went to telok ayer street to take bus to mersing.. some port la.. then take ferry.. to pulau dayang... knn.. i tell you.. the boat rite siong ah.. cos it travel very fast..plus its damn warm inside the boat.... and it feels like the viking.. viking for a few mins is call fun.. viking for 4 hours is call chao chee bye.. get it??
ok... we reach dayang at about 4 in the morning.. haiz.. tired.. oily... and feeling quite confused... were allocated our bunks and went to sleep... well.. we were told to wake up at 7am... cos the 1st dive is at 8 am.. haiz.. 3 hours of sleep... all the in the name of diving....
sat.. 1st dive..
woke up at 7am.. yeah... i got prob sleeping one la.. so i manage to wake up.. not like my pig frens.. so went to shit.. then pee.. then prepare to go on the boat...went to rig up all the equipment and wait for briefing... after briefing.. and we reach our dive site.. we were ready..... all the pool lessons to prepare for the sea... well.. the sea was calm then so not so bad.. so one by one.. we took the giant leap and drop into the sea.. not jump ok.. you cannot jump wit all the equipment on your back.. and fins on your feet... the water salty sia... oh well.. sea mah.. so we submerged and went down to about 9 meters... we can go up to 18 meters i think.. but 1st dive.. so we relaz abit.. went down.. have to do a few skills before being certified open water diver.. must show how to clear the fog in the mask.. then take off mask in the water and put it on.. then breathe from buddy's alt air source...show bouyancy.. after all this .. go for a fun dive.. so we follow the instructor and move around under water... fun la.. see fish.. sea slugs.. see cucumber... wah lao.. you know ah.. sea cucumber like a a long cock leh.. anyway.. we did see some big fishes... about half my size.. you get a shock cos the fish we see everyday are those that come streamed on a plate.. well.. after all this.. haiz.. i discovered i have problems sinking.. or staying at the bottom of the sea bed.. its a breathing technique la.. and i haven mastered it... haiz..have to use about 7 weights to get me to go down.. have to work on that next time...
sat.. 2nd dive..
after 1st dive ended.. we were back for breakfast at about 11am.. tok cock abit wit the others and took a bit of a rest.. then its back to the boat for 2nd dive...by the time we reach the dive site.. dark cloud could be seen.. well.. its was going to rain.. but nevermind.. we still continued to go into the water.. had to show to skills.. tats to show another bouyancy test and the emergency ascent.. well after this... fun dive... so as usual... move around under water... til the dive was called off cos of bad weather... tat takes me to the point...its hard to get into the boat from the water cos the water was so choppy.... the boat was yawing and rolling...and its really dangerous to go near the boat cos we might get hit by the ladder or the boat.. but the good thing was there was an interval before the boat starts getting violent again.. so we try to board the boat during the less choppy interval.. well.. we all go safely on the boat.. and tats when i saw wah... some babes face green green ah..haha.. they puking la.. haiz.. heng when we in the water never get hit by puke ah... all the sotong we had for lunch... oh well.. we had sort of a great time tokking cock and watch the others puke.. er.. not exactly great to watch the puking cos it makes you want to puke as well...
well.. tat concludes the 1st day dives...
sun.. dive 1 and 2..
well.. all under the same parg cos more of less the same... water was choppy for 1st dive.. and calm for 2nd.. so unpredictable..but its all fun dives... well...after everything... went back on land.. had more food... and tok cock abit.. then prepare to go home liao..
its a great 2 days on the whole.. its a good way to get away from work... the dives were fun... but its more of meeting pple tat makes it better... its abit like chalet but wit strangers... but all got frenlier after a while....so pple.. diving is a great way to unwind... meet pple... go places... do things... consider it...
going diving
setting off tonight.. to pulau dayang.. after 2 theory and 2 pool lessons..ready for the sea( i think).. so wish me luck and hope i get to know some babes.... ciaos
past week happenings
well... this post is long overdue.... due to frustrations at work and pure nuaness... i have decided to blog about work and how ms semb min min me... things like tat.. anyway.. wat happened the last week?? nothing much actually..
met up wit jiahui, sc, piece of shit, ah boon, another guy(forgot the name...lets call him JJ fren) for drinks at wala last sat.. the plan was to get jiahui and SC there 1st cos they can go upstairs and chop a table.. haha.. cos i knock of at 830pm.. and by the time i get there.. will be 9 plus.. by cab no less... and the worse part if i go late will be no more happy hour.. wah lao.. no more one for one.. cannot la.. so jiahui and SC( well in case you are wondering... why call SC.. cos he work in science center... easier for me to remember) were the vanguard...so they infiltrated wala.. est a defensive position near the stage and help me ordered 2 pints of hoegarrden... meaning.. i get 4 yay.. (end up.. i had 5 pints of hoe.. and about 1 pints of erdinger.. i think...)
anyway... after a while shit and JJ fren came.. ah boon came abit later cos he just came back from JB.. and he was afraid he will have to get me 6 pints next time if he dua me tat night.. but tat lousy fucker came and had about like 3 pints and started tokking rubbish...
the para below is dedicated to you ah boon....
1) when the light went out and there was a couple huggin.. he went to shout loudly.."SO ROMANTIC AH!!".... haiz.. so paiseh.. after tat the gal keep suaning him... i entertain her for a while la.. but then after a while .. she starts to get irritating.. so we ignore her... but come on la.. "SO ROMANTIC AH!!"..wah lao
2) when he was going to get his 2nd pint of something.. i signed for it 1st.. he says he will draw $ and return me.. i ask him why don sign for it 1st.. haha.. he came up wit a crap reason tat banks will impose a surcharge of 1 or 2 bucks on top of the bill ... and tats how bank earn money.. he looked so determined tat i didnt want to argue wit him..haha.. felt like slapping him though..haha..anyway.. he cant remember anything he said tat night.. haha.. but to prove him wrong..... we went down to walas on sunday...to prove tat there is no surcharge charged to us on top of the drink prices.. i have this... see below..haha
ok ...anyway... on a happier note.. my mum's new salon has opened for business... its at biopolis..
Essence
Hair & Body Wellness
31 Biopolis Way, Nanos, #01-07, Singapore 138669
For appointment, please call 6775 4208
come and support ok?? my frens.. my mum say my frens can have discount.. and somemore.. the 1st hundred customers get a free gift consisting of a bottle of shampoo and treatment for goldwell.. and it really good lor..
well.. for pple driving.. can park at the underground carpark.. i always park there anyway.. heh heh..
my dear frens.. if you fancy a good hair cut or if you want to look good... look no further than Essence Hair & Body Wellness... we have hair services... nail services and massage services... all in one ah.. good one ah... i tell you.. pls support hor..
ok.. and lastly.. i decided to post one pic of meself wit my other nick.. master fa.. or ah fa also can... so here goes..
hahahaha... fa brand shampoo... huat ah!!
legends of min min
in case pple get confused about min min.. and why it was used to described fly pple aeroplane.. i have decided to explain abit..
well.. started wit of cos another gal wit min in her name... used to be quite close... used to go out alot... then as usual.. start to fly me aeroplane.. until one day i sian... ignore her liao.. anyway.. tats why i call fly me aeroplane...min min..
eg... haiz.. actually today going to holland village wit so and so.. but she min min me.. sian lor...
min min'ed again
well..it has been a long time since i last updated.. .. well.. it seems like a long time.. although its only like 5 days.. i think... well.. have been lazy and bz like hell cos of work... from last post.. you know got presentation to do.. heng ah.. over liao.. boss say good job... so heng... have been working for the rest of the week.. even today ... sunday i also in fab working.... committed im.. no la.. got ot pay.. somemore double.. come lor.. hur hur..
anyway... why the sudden urge to blog?? ha.. many bloggers will know tat blogging is theuraptic... and its always a good ave to let off some steam... esp when i feel frustrated by somethings other than work... seriously.. i don take work too seriously.. cos this fucking job doesnt give me any satisfaction and security... true.. the pay is rather high... but i hate it.. not the money of cos... money i like... but the job itself sucks.... the bosses sucks..... the company sucks..... so there... wat the fuck am i doing here.... answer is simple... cos i damn nua.. look for job also lazy.. and i know i will prob have to take a pay cut of at least 600 bucks if i change jobs...thats unless i get into another fab.... then still can fight.....
wah.. i digress too much... anyway.. bloggin from company... so no pics...
i have been min min'ed... again.. by her highness ms semb....well.. as the story goes.. i haven looked for her for sometime.. after her no-return msg on the day of my 1st diving theory lesson.. i haven msg her la.. so after 2 weeks.. i bored again.. so i msg her lor... well..im looking for a drink.. and she say next monday la.. cos tat monday she got appt.. well.. ok lor... not an issue... well.. just msg her just now to confirm... and she told me she cannot make it liao cos her fren flying off tomoro.. so she meeting her for dinner... there goes my tomoro plans... have to find other plans liao lor.. knn...
abit of background on me... 1st pt...i normally plan my days in advance..... so basically i know im going out wit whoever i will not put plans in tat timeslot or day... if i have no plans on tat day.. i will prob stay at home and nua the day away... watch some vcd... go online.. watch tv... and other assorted activites... i think its pretty normal... i take planning very seriously... if i plan to go out that day wit someone.. no matter pretty or ugly... i wont have other plans to go out wit other pple on tat day.... i think its respect for the other individual no matter pretty or ugly tat you give them your time.. and don treat them as second class toothpicks tat are there to fill in your time until your next appt... tats just plan rude... and i hope your ass gets bang big big til it bleeds... cos you are worth it....
so anyway.. 2nd pt... if you know tat you cant make it for our appt.. pls have the courtesy to inform me once you know you cant make it... pls take some initiative and move you ass.... pick up your phone and msg me saying i cannot make it... don need to wait for me to msg you to confirm then tell me you cannot make it anymore.. tat only serves to piss me off even more....
i don think im demanding too much.... its very simple..... rule of thumb...
1) if you cannot commit.. don...
2) if you never commit.... but we have a tentative plan to meet...pls at least make an effort to meet up...
3) if for (1) and (2), the situation is you cannot make it... pls inform me earlier so tat i can be prepared... wat i really hate is to be stood up at the very last min...and if that happens.. i will curse and swear tat you house is burn down by some odd fire...
bottom line.. i accept tat there may be some times where commitments have to be broken becos there is no other way..and thats the only reason i will accept anyway....but doing it too many times only serve to make me feel tat im a fucking nobody in your life.... and it only serves to bring your status lower in my heart..until the pt where are you no longer regarded as a fren but a pest... so be careful.....if any of you are my frens.... and have this potential to dua me... take care of your ass....pretty or ugly....
i think i prefer the night
yup.. i definitely prefer night... night shift... sian ah... day shift for 2 weeks liao.. and every week ganna whacked at least once.. knn... life now is sian.. working is sian.. so i have to find something to make things not so sian.. hence im going diving soon...
last week.... got whacked for something tat was not my fault.. but the bloody blackie still whack la.. tell him not my fault also no use... all the other MEs say better to let him whack... watever you can will only make him whack harder.. cb... haiz.. this month 5 weeks of day shift.. cb...
1st week... on fri thought can happily go home and rest then prepare for the next day work.. haiz.. got paged by my night shift coll.. tell me blackie wants me to call him.. haiz.. ask wat happened... was told i did something wrong la.. fuck.. i also blur fuck.. my fault or not also donno la.. but just call 1st.. or else worse.. call liao.. get whack.. then the next day go to work..heng sat he not working...
2nd week... meaning this week... haiz.. during meeting on fri suddenly tell my manager to give me a task to do.. wah lao.. i think he arrow me.. i so damn new.. donno much about the system mah.. he ask me to go find out and wants to see us on 3rd week tues.. knnbccb.. my off day la.. cb.. tell us on fri... means i have to come back prepare on monday... then tues present.. then wed my normal working week starts... fuck.. i only got sunday to rest...haiz.. feels like sony.. but more stress.....heng i taking leave 3rd week sat so tat i can go and play ball.. but sun going back to OT to cover for my coll.. he take leave.. so 3rd week is very siong week...
but looking forward... 4th week i going diving.. so i taking leave on tat fri and sat.. and i work thurs, fri and sat for tat week.... so i only go work for 1 day.. yay.. 5th week.. come back suffer for 4 days then night shift lor.. yay... see plan out for day shift liao.. a person only does such things when he hates something so much.... i hate my job.. and i hate day shift... working in the night is only physically tiring.. but working in the day... is mentally tiring... and its stressful on the physical side also....im more sleepy on day shift than on night shift....
on a more superstituous note.. august is chinese 7th month... well..and im on night.. which is the preferred shift... just hope the good brothers don come and bother me and my specialists and hope our work will be smooth sailing....
legend of the eagle
long long time ago.. in a land far far away..... there was a lonesome knight... wit nothing much to do and was quite sleeply cos he has to wake up early to go swimming wit his fren(wenshan)... well anyway... it is inevitable that the lonesome knight ask pple out for dinner/supper/makan/drink....and who better to ask than the invincible old eagle of the west land( west coast la)... so here you have it.. the invincible lao ying... mai siao siao.. one peck and dead is immediate.. heng i also not fan fan zi bei... cos my gong fu also very liao de....
ok if you guys are sharp.. this is nydc in holland village...one of my fav leh... donno why... anyway... as the eagle turned up... wah.. she not like so lao lao type of auntie.. mai siao siao... she is babe leh.. so shocked was i that i had to give the blur fuck open month look....you can see the surprise in my lasiked eyes...
lao ying:" just had a duel wit one of the dwarfs of west cove."
nicelegs:" so who won?"
laoying:" of cos lao liang la.. the eagle claw is invincible"
oh well.... eagle claw quite powderful....so the dwarf was defected and had to hand in some homework next tuition.. oh well... poor guy...
having exhausted all her zhen qi... she looked quite shack... tonge was hanging out and everything... so she immediately ordered a chicken pie to recharge....
nicelegs.. knowing tat after eating the chicken pie.. lao ying will prob be satisfied and will have no more urge to feed.. then ordered a hot almond elephancino for himself..
and so the day was safe... and we are all able to go to sleep without worry again... yay..
fuck.. sorry ah.. this is a damn lame story.. bear wit it ok??
lao ying and me.. haha....
in action again...
muhaha.. lim peh is back in action... came back from balla...today went to IE to play... instead of going to hua chong.. not playing wit ah peks tonight.. but wit young pple...haiz.. lim peh lao liao... cannot run too much.. plus i just recovered from lung infection.. so today was more of a test of my lung power.. to see i can tahan the coming diving trip or not.. anyway. i think should be ok la..
oh ya.. today ah boon's bird day.. well.. now then say abit late cos it going to be over in a couple of mins at press time..haha... oh well.. yesterday got small hall gathering.. so i told the others.. and i bought a small cake for him la.. damn small cos coffee club express don have big ones... so its rather pathetic.. but he ok la.. he funny guy.. don like pple to know his birdday and don want to celebrate one.. but i thought i would rather celebrate for him lor.. since i donno whether he will get anything at all from others( you know wat i mean).... well.. ah boon... ( oh before i say this.. im not gay).. i be there for you... this five words i say to you..... although you are the biggest cb blur fuck in the world.. you are still one heck of a good fren...(my birthday coming soon leh.. )
well since its his birdday.. i'll post his pics then.. well this is a pic of him at holland village cold storage.. oh tats on the day we met janice.. after makan we went to cold storage to buy milk.. ya.. im a milk lover.. anyway.. see the wine bottle has ah boon's name.. damn funny.. anyway.. better don drink tat wine then.. wait LS.. not good...
another pic of that blur fucker... ya.... hes only worth like SGD5.50... well.. any takers??? you can bring him home if you can cough up the cash.... and if the price is rite... he can mop.. clean for you... call him maria also can.. haha... anyway.. the cake is the one i bought for him.. small leh.. but bo pian...
well.. tats wat good frens mean to each other.. my birthday was spend wit ah boon and gay gu...well.. if you are alone... unhappily single ... you have to have frens tat are worth your while...so boon.... as long as you don make me angry .. i promise not to kill you or attempt to tear you apart... cheers fucker and happy birthday...
i saw babe again
this time the babe is call
sassyjan ... on wed night... after knock off.. went back.. and no dinner.. so i call tat untrustworthy ah boon and made him go down to holland village for dinner wit me... so happily we went down at about 9 plus til 10.... donno why so late liao still so many cars waiting for parking lots.. wah lao.. but due to the sharp eyes of master boon(he might be a blur fuck.. but he got sharp eyes... esp when trying to look at the drains of gals) himself....he spotted a parking lot in an isolated corner... so i faster did some car stunt and was in the lot in no time at all...im tat good...
well.. at the same time i finish parking.. i saw climbing up the stairs a babe in black...so i told boon to look.... then eh.. this one look very familiar leh... realise its janice.. so i gave her the look.. and she gave me the "don look at me you pervert" look.... so i thought better call her and verifiy tat im not a pervert.. the real pervert in the passenger seat you see.... so i wind down the window and shout "janice!!".... ah.... so we tok for a while.. shake hands and things like tat.. nothing special... well..its good to finally meet her or at least one for them( ting)...
