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nicelegs birthday today

yes everybody.. today is my birthday...

happy birthday to me...
happy birthday to me...
happy birthday to nicelegs...
happy birthday to me...

posted by nicelegs @ 11:01 AM 3 comments

nicelegs went JB

the time has come for a trip across the causeway to our frenly neighbour whom for many years tried to be really difficult with they water sales.. oh well... fuck it la.. im going over there not to discuss about the water but to eat and to shop... as always.. nicelegs and shopping go together...

started out form nicelegs house in jurong east... so hope over the railings across the road.... and waited like fucking 15mins for the bus to take me to the customs.. oh ya.. on the way.. met some pple... chartered specialists going back to malaysia.... AA who tells me my name card put wrong name... watever la..

ok.. reach customs.. stamp passport and all the crappy stuff... reach malaysia and here is a pic of the underpass tat is pretty dirty.. has got a few beggars...but the place is quite well utilised.... lots of pple walking....

basically went city square only la.. cos no car... and i don want to take cab... but its ok... i can shop and shop... before tat.. eat 1st... at secret recipe.... award winning lamb stew... served wit mash potato and bread.. not bad la.. eat liao very full leh...see the lamb so big.... if i can feel full... you guys can feel very full....

ok.. shopping... bought a few t shirts.. 5 to be exact.. i posted 4 of them.. cos the 5th is a same pattern but different colour... heh heh.. cannot find other pattern liao and the colour is not bad.. so get 2 lor.....

ok.. after tat... went to fila and saw this bag.. not bad leh.. so i buy lor.. got 50% discount somemore.. wah lao.. fast buy ah.. can bring to work.. and i think.. next time can bring to work in my new job also..

after tat.. went for movie.. transporter 2.. actually not bad just tat the stunts they do too exagerated.. all special effects la.. and don want to say too much... its nice if you don mind the funny cgi...

next... went back to get a wallet for my mazi... but all the nicer looking wallets.. quite dirty... got streaks of dirt on the surface... the salegal offered to clean it for me... but i pass on tat.. so forget about the wallet... instead.. i got another board shorts... not too bad looking also..

ok summary... all in all... how much did i spend..haiz... i also donno leh.. haha.. lets see.... t shirts = RM134.90... fila bag = RM39.90... board shorts = RM55... movie tics for 2 = RM18....so tat gives a total damage of RM247.80.. oh ya.. i had a macfurry over there as well... another RM4.. so ... total damage is RM 251.80...

ok actually i think i spent more than tat la.. cos i brought about RM 360 over and im left with RM70 now.. so i donno where the balance went.. oh well.. such things always happen to me... and on ya.. the food was sponsored.. so it doesnt count...

posted by nicelegs @ 8:08 AM 0 comments

nicelegs got new shoes

halo my fans.. i went shopping yesterday again.. as always.. this time drag ah boon to bugis wit me.. actually went to JB today.. but will write about tat tomoro.. not much time left.. going to fetch mrs nicelegs liao.. so photo for this post...

ah boon and nicelegs... mine nicer..

now the boon drinking his float and staring at some chiu bu behind me..

ok now for the impt part.. i bought shoes.. haha...the process of trying it on.. well.. i was contemplating on whether to buy or not.. but in the end after trying.. decided to get it.. haiz.. spend money again.. but luckily UOB credit cards get 15% discount.. and oh ya.. i didnt bring any socks.. tat explains the ugly black shoes(one side) i was trying on ... it makes me look like so pig squil chinaman...

oh ya.. next to my new pair of shoes are my muji slippers.. nice hor?.. but let me wear til abit black black liao.. haha...

so there.. my new shoes.. after bring it home.. i still think it looks good.. or maybe becos i make it look good...

ok la.. must go fetch my mazi liao.. bb...

posted by nicelegs @ 9:53 PM 2 comments

just had an erdinger cloudy.. now waiting for the beer and mutton redang my mum is cooking... song leh..

posted by nicelegs @ 12:23 PM 0 comments

im under stress leh...

halos my fans.. long time never blog... i think... too lazy.. you cannot imagine how good you feel when you quit and don have much things to complain about.. actually have la.. but then also don really feel like bloggin out.. becos i see the suffering coming to an end.. er.. tat also means my cash flow going to get abit constricted... so any of my frens who want to donate to "nicelegs' vain vain buy more clothes fund" just give me a call.. i promise no admin charges like some stupid phone company in SING that TEL us tat we have to pay some 30 cents(??) to donate.. knn.. suck my cock la..and i garantee you choke on it..

and to my colls.. im sick leh... cant disclose too much about my illness....

ok on more interesting matters... nearly 27 years ago... on the 27th oct 1978... a star was born... and while we are at tat... quite a handsum star... muhaha.. anyway... lim peh birthday coming ok... thurs... think my colls got it wrong.. but nevermind.. i appreciate it man... well.. i love you guys.. haha.. fucking gross..but you get the idea.. haha... ok im going to sidetrack from telling you how impt my birthday is to the whole world and write something about my colls..

ok.. think i will do one by one la.. but i will only do my shift la.. other shift better not.. or else must do for all.. and there are still some i don like.. but tats for nicelegs... my evil twin KY loves everyone.. ok.. officially..

team leader.. ah toh.. i got to tell you... guys of the surname toh are all born and destined for greatness... and have great handsum looks to go along wit it... i donno him too much cos he just came to our shift in sep... but we get along fine.. other than the occasional "fucks you" and middle finger pointed in my direction... we get along just fine.. muhaha... one thing he cannot stand though is my playing and whistling of techno and eurodance music... haha.. eh fren.. by next month you prob feel like no more irritating music liao... fucking sian ok....his module got chio engineer ok.. but then i shy.. so never make fren...

KS.... in my shift ever since eons ago.. well... at least since i came in.. in europe now.. happy man.. ok anyway.. another of the guys i get along wit better in my shift.. knows his shit and does his work well.. complete opposite of me... (no he isnt ugly)... i think for the past 8 months.. we never got into any arguments... not tat i remember... anyway.. we had a hell of a time seaching for some cheebye lot tat got lost... knn... so two of us have to comb the bloody fab looking for that elusive cheebye lot.. and later we have to offer like 50 bucks to anyone who finds it.. well.. money come out... things get done.. 2 days of searching doesnt compare to 50 bucks i tell you.. but credit to the 2 spec who found it.. they refuse the money.. so to show tat we appreciate and tat we arent bastards.. we went to get them something better for dinner... (my fab canteen food sucks i tell you)... well.. we tok quite abit but i cant understand the shares and investment shit tat he toks wit seow.. haha.. im more into babes..

audrey.. little gal leh.. another product from ntu.. grad same time as me... but came in much earlier.. we get along ok also.. but she speaks too much like a little gal.. haha.. like to make fun of her jeans length.... which is like short.. she gets stress quite often... haha...im not surprised though... but if im in her shoes.. i will prob get violent...

raj.. big motorbike smoking guy... about there.. don want to divulge too much.... but i suspect he like pussies..

edward.. hey.. new addition to my shift.... starting to open up abit more now... eh.. fren...must speak up more la.. tok more rubbish wit us.. then easier for all of us to tok mah... but i think he doing better liao... just tat his module seems stress.. i think.. i donno la.. cvd.. hmm... i don even know too much about mine.. haha. where got the energy to know others.... anyway.. im sure you will get the hang of stuff in due time..... everyone is like tat.. force to swim and you confirm will float... get fuck sure learn.. haha

ok.. these are the big 5 tat are in my shift... im of cos the number 6 one.. some others tat are more ok wit me are like seow...vui kok.. michael... chan... gordan(siao.. i forgot how to spell...haha)... bao hong.. joe...

ok.. these pple above are the pple tat makes this hell lancheow fucking big ass cheebye of a job more bearable.. ok.. some of them do get on my nerves sometimes... but well.. im not turning violent yet mah.. so should still be ok.. haha.. should miss the bulk of them when i leave... but i think its best tat i leave la.... you guys know why.....

posted by nicelegs @ 10:07 AM 1 comments

lim peh already tender liao.

yup.. tendered my resignation this morning.. boss was surprised...ask me why la.. hmm.. say i found new job lor.. can travel... things like tat la.. no need for details... well.. ask me if can leave later.. i say cannot lor.. cos i starting work soon at the new place.. oh well....

ok 1st of all.. i will miss my fellow MEs.. not all la.. some.. cos some are ass... but bulk is ok.. yesterday night had supper outside and tok lots of cock.. mainly is me complaining la.. well.. and i use more vulgar words also.. haiz.. the feeling just come.. and the cheebyes just flow man.. im tat good..

anyway.... boss still want to tok to me on thurs evening.. have to go earlier at 6pm... my shift starts at 8pm.. tok about my work and my performance.. my specialists.. my shift... well.. my shift is all crap la....so the plan is to do some restructure and stuff la..

wah.. the AA just paged me and tell my my specialist who resigned didnt get her ot pay for aug..nice.. my counterpart never update for her.. very good ah..haiz.. sian liao lor.. i don care.. i come back then i do..

sian liao.. got mood to blog one.. then the call spoilt my mood.. ok la.. bb

posted by nicelegs @ 10:47 AM 1 comments

lim peh is going to resign....

yup.. you see it 1st on nicelegs' blog.. nicelegs has had enough of unappreciative bosses.. stupid apprisal system... a bitch of a specialist(LSY).. and im going to resign wef tomoro.. meaning.. haha.. my last day at chartered will be 10 nov.. if i give him the letter tomoro morning...

ok..my frens know i hate this job.. its sucks... no job satisfaction...how to be satisfy if you are only fire fighting and siaming bullets everyday??... everyday you get fucked... if you lucky.. tat day you module no issue.. then you siam abit... but then you boss still calls you sometimes to nag and screw your backside..... then sometimes the boss taiji all the blame to you.. cheebye... how to siam?? cannot.. so bite the bullet lor.. in my case.. i never just bite.. i swallow... then i store power and then find new job.. easy as tat....i don pity him for having a vacany again... cos i think if the management treat pple like human beings... then pple wont want to leave.. and i don feel like im very human there...

ok .. since im leaving.. i don really care wat i write liao.. im going to spill the beans on them... they are actually gays... ok kidding... anyway.... 1st thing tat i cant stand....chartered core values... want us to have them.. cheebye.. but the big boss don have.. cheebye... respect for individual?? fuck you man.... you don scream at pple and tell me you have tat core value.. fuck you la... another thing.. my manager tells me not to manage by fear... haha.. oh pls... the big boss put us under so much stress in tat we are all afraid tat he will scream at us... and you tell me not to manage by fear???.... come one.. the top management is doing it...

another thing i cannot stand... i got one specialist(LSY).. she is one hell of a smelly cheebye... and im pretty sure her cheebye's rotton... well.. to start wit she is quite pretty... but she is really bitchy... well.. not in front of me at least.. cos after all im boss... but she like to get closed to pple wit abit of authority... makes me think about gals who sleep their way to the top.. she's not tat closed la... though im not really sure she has slept wit anyone up there or not.. but she is definitely not going to the top... she likes to plot again other specialists she doesnt like.. tats how scheming she is....1st of all.. im disgusted wit her... and im not even looking at her.. now tat she has an attitude problem... she has the nerve to call my manager when i never plan ot for her.. cos she was transferred to another module... well.. my lovable boss of cos entertain her... nice... well... if the manager likes to entertain specialists when they skip one level(us) and complain.. there is really nothing much i can do anymore... at that pt... i just think.. wat the fuck does he need me for?? even the specialist like bigger than me.. and im supposed to be her boss... fuck la... like tat how to control them... he basically just made my work more difficult... and he will still fuck me when my pple screw up......nice...

new job.... at science park 2.....need to travel.. mostly to japan... sometimes for up til 6 months.. well.. im sure i will be away from mrs nicelegs.. and im sure my readers know mrs nicelegs quite well now.. so im going to get flamed if i said im going for jap chicks over there so i will just keep quiet... haha.. ok anyway... im taking a pay cut.. massive ok.. no ot pay... no aws and bonus this year cos i will only get confirm next year..haiz.. massive losses man... but still i see it as a way out of the chartered shit hole....

ok la.. summary...i hope the bitchy specialist gets a rotton cheebye or at least get virginal cancer...cannot even stand the look on her face.. fuck up... phui...

and lets hope tat my new job is good.. tomoro have to pass the boss the resignation letter.. haiz.. sure will tok cock wit me la..sian.. hr also will want to speak to me.. but im keeping quiet.. cos i know..bridge cross liao.. don have to burn them down.... im a deep one...

p/s: philip wong.. if you are reading this.. all the best at f7... pity we never work together longer.. haha

posted by nicelegs @ 12:59 PM 1 comments

i can see clearly now the rain is stopping....

ah.. the big day draws near.... i can see the light at the end of the tunnel.. just hope tat its not an oncoming train.. oh well.. all the best to me..

have been bz.. really bz.. working lots of ot.. this is my sixth consecutive night working liao.. and im still coming back for another day tomoro.. sian leh.. so tired.. and still sick.. but still have to work..... and fuck... does anyone appreciates??? no a chance.. i spell big big....CHAO CHEE BYE....

donno why even night shift pple like to screw my backside.. when everything is peaceful.. the calm can be broken by an unappreciative person at the top followed by an e mail to my colls to say i screw up.. nice isnt it.. cheebye.....

so the plan is to earn wat i can.. hence the ot.... and build a buffer... and oh ya... i got to get a new phone for mrs nicelegs.. her phone dieded liao...totally cannot get reception.. panasonic.... cannot make it la.. last time still wanted to get.. heng never get ah.. now latest phone is sonia eric'son.. not too bad leh... at least stable.. nokia also cannot..haiz.. hang so many times.. sian also.. bring for repair.. come back same condition.. suck leh..

oh well.... in conclusion... not much to write also.. complain about work also those few things liao.. also cannot say too much in case ganna jail... so let me say this again...I LOVE ALL RACES... esp those at the turf club....

posted by nicelegs @ 8:46 PM 0 comments

weekly updates

haiz.. lim peh working again...and i don see a rest day coming til next tues... knn... ot and ot.. money and money... but i think body cannot take it liao.. i feel like my lung is getting infected again.. breathless... and coughing like mad.. this is crap man... for money i work... for a living i endure...hopefully there is light at the end of the tunnel...

ok enough of the niceties.. cheebye.. i very tired la.. bored also.. work and work.. got many issues at work.. more like more human issues at work.. cheebye.. cheebye.. just now got one case.. cheebye.. my specialist came in asking me why i didnt plan her ot.. very rude somemore.. i said she being transferred so i have to checked wit her new boss... knn.. after tat she went to call my boss.. and the best part is my boss entertain her....wat the fuck you need me for.. come and manage the line yourself la... haiz.. im totally.. 100% disappointed wit this job.. the pple i work wit and all the shitty prospects this job offers.... which is zero.. nice..

anyway... yesterday i when i was oting.. my specialist want to give birth.. wah.. 1st time i encounter this kind of stuff leh... so i told the TA call emergency and bring her to hospital... they told me malaysian cannot give birth in singapore... got $5000 fine... wah lao.. so must go back to malaysia to give birth.. haiz.. wat to do.. i don want her to give birth in the fab leh... so i let 2 other specialist bring her back to malaysia... one to drive.. another to take care of her... well.. everthing went ok... they handed her over to her husband and mother in law..... well... its an experience i tell you...

hmm... waiting for the time to start doing my report... and to go for break.. i hate this..

posted by nicelegs @ 4:41 AM 3 comments

nicelegs's 2 cents worth on schools against bloggers

knnbccb.... wat are the schools playing at... suspending or expelling students becos they have insulted their staff on their blogs... thats nice.. now the climate of fear is back... just hate it when pple say there is a freedom of speech... freedom?? wat freedom??... if im still in sch and maybe i wrote on my blog tat i need a wank.. then maybe the principal's name is like tan ah wank.. suppose he googles "nicelegs" while searching got porn.. and comes across my blog... siao liao.. the next day i know im expelled for the insulting the principal for calling him a wank....tough luck huh...

haiz.. so many stories on news papers on this issue.. siao la.. these pple also nothing better to do.. well.. if you remember... about 1 year ago.. there was this chinese student tat said on the newpaper that singaporean are like stupid and stuff and that he never wants to remain in singapore after he graduates....and oh.. hes on a singapore govt scholarship.....well.. wat did our minster say??.. he said tat we must 1st reflect and ask ourselves why did he say tat.. are we really so stinkco and lousy tat china ass wants to leave??... how come the schools arent following the minster's example ah?? just expell.... nevermind la... lets ruin these bloggers future la... tat will teach them to insult us... muhahaha...

1st of all.. i think blogs are private.. meaning tat they are diaries... just tat its online and pple can read it... lets put it this way.. if i keep a diary... book version... and i leave it around carelessly.. will pple go read it??... well,... the kpo ones will( teachers and principals wit low tolerance and an anal problem).... its the same as a blog mah.. just tat you cannot stop pple from reading it.... when we blog.. we say wat we feel.. its a online diary for goodness sake.. knn..

2nd of all...i think these teachers are sick.... ccb.. go and google their students blog to see if they are the victims of insults on the net.. siao bo... very free leh.. i think they have an ego problem... total obedience... you cannot insult me or i expell you..... everything i say it rite.. you are wrong.. no happy.. go write blog la.. then i expell you.. haha... song ah.... wats wit the teachers nowadays... cannot reflect ah?? cb... on a side note.. the teachers i used to have were very nice..back in boonlay sec school.. ms cham... mrs lim... and a few other tat i forgot their names..hehe.. sorri.. they were very nice ok.. strict la.. but nice.. well.. if you are nice enough.. why you worry about pple badmouthing you on the internet.. ya. students do complain once in while... we all do.. you complain even more when you start work i tell you... so if you arent a complete piece if shit like some black ass from my JC... you shouldnt worry about pple insulting you mah...

come to think about it..the students have to shoulder some of the blame la.. they are just too inexperience... don put names of the ass/teachers/princpals you are insulting.. haiz.. give them nicks... well.. for all the pple i tok about on my blog.. i use nicks... ah boon is not ah boon's real name...oh.. forgot... last time when i was really into insulting stupid pple.. i put the real name... cos i think their names are vulgar enough... ( think kevin)

nicks i will suggest are like big fat ass(BFS)... when you are caught...just say BFS stands for beautiful fanstatic schoolteacher/princpal.....no problem at all.. or maybe... pocky face spinster(PFS).. peautiful fanstatic schoolteacher/princpal... brilliant idea man.. haha..

or maybe you can based it on some movie.. like me and ah boon used to do back in IA....everything was star wars.. we had luke and leia... yoda and princess amedala... and of cos we had jabba the hut.. haha... you know how they look like liao la.. don need to say.. til this day..the nice lady didnt know we called her jabba the hut...

see.. so if you do the necessary changes and precauations... you wont get caught.... even if you do... there can be clauses to argue.. so there... now.. students can go on insult stupid teachers in peace...but most imptly.. teachers should 1st reflect on themselves... why was i called a black ass??.. they might attain nirvana.... amen..

ok.. for the teachers i know.. i think they arent like tat... lao ying isnt like tat.. well.. maybe tats becos her students are too young to blog.. and to think i considered teaching.. hmm..and i blog.. my students who insult me are so dead. cos i got the establisment behind me.. no prob.. complain to the principal... say the student insult him also.. expell the students.. kill them all..

and lastly.. my mum is teaching in one of the worse sch in singapore.. she is pissed wit the students sometimes... but wat does she do?? she soldiers on.. tats the difference bet veteran teachers and younger ones i guess... you think you narrowminded pple should learn from my lao ma...

peace..

the entry was written in bad english.. cos im sick.. cb.. and im abit blur


disclaimer... im not insulting anyone...and even if i do.. you want.. come up to my face and fuck me.. show me the data that you arent an asshole(eg)... then maybe i say sorri.. if not.. fuck you..

posted by nicelegs @ 10:31 PM 1 comments